Troy & Sons Moonshine
Forget about the one-ounce-above ethanol gasoline the shiners of long ago used to run through the backwoods after raping a man à la Deliverance style. Troy & Sons Moonshine is to those batches as McDonald’s is to filet mignon. Troy & Sons is created using Crooked Creek Corn, a sweet breed believed to be extinct everywhere except on a small nearby farm that had been growing it since 1840. The result is a smooth, silky corn liquor with undertones of vanilla and melon. Sip it straight or mix it to enhance drinks such as margaritas. And by the latter I certainly don’t mean to suggest that I mix drinks. I don’t even wash my own feet. That’s what my houseboy Manuel is for. Yes, mixing drinks and washing my feet. He does both. Quite well actually.
I hate to ask…How much?
BTW….you can be funny….
Gildorg will love this stuff….
Pepper…..drinks are on the house…..which means free……not up on your roof….
There is a bunch of this Moonshine stuff going around these days.
A few of my friends are fond of this moonshine that has pieces of fruit in it. The fruit gets soaked in the stuff and it a real butt-kicker… So I have been told.
For the cost of a fifth of that stuff I can get a half-gallon of my usual 90 proof Bourbon…
In any case, to each their own!
I too, am curious about the price of this stuff.
Gildork…happy to see you pretend you are alive…
Cheers
Gildorg,
Did you say it was a real butt-licker?
Remember . . .
Liquor in the front,
Poker in the rear.
That is all . . .
Wow…it’s only $29.95 for 750ml (whatever that means) but they don’t ship to
North CarolinaMassachusetts….Fuck you, flea-bag! I’m not moving again.
We just need to get Gayne to quit playing grab-ass with hotel security and put a post up everyday.
He said Troy & Sons Moonshine is surprisingly flavorful and blends extremely well in mixed drinks.
Gildorg……what’s the best drink…….
…I think I know Pepper’s answer…….AND Rokans….
Observer,
Sup says she will run March Madness for us again. This might be our chance to reconnect with Finkle and get him to come hang out here.
I’m going to need some pictures of your baby-sitter’s feet as a bribe.
Do you have any where her toe is not in your ass?
Toe you say…???
I think that’s Pepper’s bailwick…..
http://www.superawesomewow.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/article_camel_toe_4.jpeg
bailiwick
Troy & Sons Moonshine
• Troy & Sons has something unusual going for it. Troy. As in Troy Ball, a female distiller in a world heavily dominated by men. When I lunched with her at the Mount Vernon Inn in Virginia recently, she insisted her moonshine would be the best I ever tried. Here’s what happened.
Bad moonshine will make you blind. As a kid, my friends and I did the shine with apples cut up small enough to fit through the gallon milk jug opening. The apple soaked up the alcohol and Gildorg is correct as usual. It packed a punch. Then, we discovered this crap.
http://www.luxco.com/public/brands/brands.asp?brandid=35
I really need to start drinking….
Observer,
I’m surprised she’s not happier.
If I had pussy lips that big, I would be walking on a cloud!
Jesus Christ, I’m horny!!!
Me too.
If it wasn’t so snowy outside, I would talk Pepper into taking me for a bike ride.
Sounds nice.
Maybe he could take you on a sleigh-ride instead.
my head hurts
Let Daddy Rokan take care of your pain. Splatter on my face
Wow…..you guys are spy masters of disguise…..
Which one is Fecal Mike Hunt…?
Tonight I would like to dream about fucking Mini-Gash instead of meeting Peeper and Rokan in a hotel room…..
Any suggestions….?
Really?
Hi guys, what did I miss?
So how its done, Pepper?
Crap…
Damn it…
Nothing is worse than sleeping off your alcohol early…
Now I have to drink enough to pass out again and wake up feeling slightly less than well…
Granted, this damn head-cold has me in it’s grips, so I guess I will wake up miserable no matter what…
Sigh…
Cheers, Gentlemen!
after quickly perusing this thread i came about two points.
moonshine and cameltoe.
good combination as long as protection is used
Mind if I do a J?
only if you plan on sharing
My head hurts..drank too much….Gildork, how do you do it?
he must have a mel gibson like tolerance.
i wonder if he has the jew hating part too
and…who is using my account?
Don’t make me change my password…..
Pepper,
I’d like to redeem a coupon from the book you gave me for Hanukkah.
When are you available to give me my “Free Piggy-back Ride to my Destination of Choice?”
Wait your turn, Brainless.
I plan on redeeming my, “One Free Back-Shaving,” at lunch today.
Rokan…just bring back zombie……..
Pepper,
You really believe that, don’t you?
I am considering making a Zombie puppet just so you can feel some sort of closure here.
You are bat shit crazy to think I was him.
I could never pretend to be that bad in bed.
You guys talk amongst yourselves for a bit.
I’ve got to go blow a load in the utility room
Best Avatar,,,,
iam tucjign my poopstik
Just be sure to wash your hands
Branless ass…???
https://twitter.com/RateMyKnockers/status/298257118958587904/photo/1
No… I do not hate the Jews…
I actually had a Jewish friend when I was a kid.
Being a half-breed Latin, his mother made me an “ethnic meal” once when I was invited over for dinner. She made spaghetti; which consisted of egg noodles and ketchup. Needless to say, I hardly touched it. I remember her speaking about me as if I wasn’t even sitting there. She kept asking my friend, “What’s wrong with him?”, “I made this ethnic meal for him and he doesn’t even eat it?”
Needless to say, I wasn’t invited back for another dinner…
In any case, I called in sick… Fuck that place. I am gonna drink this cold off!
My tolerance is completely out of proportion with my body size. However, it is not nearly what it use to be. Age is a bitch. Now I have the old man defense. I simply pass out once I have drank my limit. I guess it is my defense mechanism.
Cheers, Gentlemen!
By the way, Obs…
I do like her knockers and would happily bang her in a place she more than likely would not completely enjoy!
Agreed, Gildorg……
….thought I must say….I would bang her anywhere she let me…..because basically….as a beggar……..I can’t be a chooser….
Rokan…..why won’t you answer me e-mail and my sexts….
poo-dik
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Observer,
Let me check my mailbox.
And as for the sexting, I thought Anthony Weiner was at it again.
Mini owes me a boobie pic.
I’ll pass on drinking moonshine.
I much prefer Balvenie Portwood 21 ….
and an LED waterfall.
LED waterfall……….of moonshine!
Gildork, Someone and Rokan…bring those assholes over here…you pathetic poops…..are you worried you will be banned?
Now, go back and plug PAPA’s page