Rhino Tears Stupid Dame A New One
Well, of course she was.
Chantal Beyer was gored by a rhino when she got too close to the animal for a picture.
The accident occurred at the Aloe Ridge Hotel and Nature Reserve after gamekeeper Alex Richter told the young lady to “get a little closer.” The animal then tore Chantal a new one with its horn, breaking several ribs and collapsing her lung in the process.
Stupid dame.
When will people realize that wild animals are just that; wild animals.
Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
i wouldnt mind letting a few people i know get mauled by a rhino.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I hope they spit on that horn first.
Rokan……very funny….(finally)
of course. they would have run the risk of prolapse had they not
Gayne…..I would enjoy the video of this if it exists…..
However….I bet the “game-keeper” wanted her to get a “little closer” to his dick and not the ten foot snout….
…that being said…..is that a “Black Rhino”..???…because dey lub dem white wimmin….
Observer,
. . . . you don’t know how much that means to me.
The black Rhino…??
My IDs/e-mails are fucked up at all the other sites…..I’ll never untangle them….
Observer,
Which site do you post on as “Brainless Bass?”
Most of the German ones and a few Romanian ones…..
…Oh…wait….”Branless Ass”…is the name…
Pathetic
Hey guys! What did I miss?
I can’t get a good shit going this morning
i have the exact opposite problem.
but then again if you drink enough whiskey. this is just what happens to you.
Still can’t shit
I need to begin keeping a food diary……yesterday I shit a foot-long….and it was “almost” a no-wiper….
….that’s a plan to stick with….
I could really go for a 15″ “curler” right now.
Next time you guys are at the local shelter looking for a flu shot…..ask for one of these…..
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/01/17/feces-transplant-may-help-relieve-severe-diarrhea/?test=latestnews
Just what I mean is more shit up my ass.
i think im one upping gildorg right now.
ive got a bottle of whiskey on my desk and its rapidly being drained. i think my next order of business is going to be to light a cigar and bitch slap the dumb alcoholic worn out road whore on the other side of the place.
Harley Davidson
NOT A NANCY
Great planning and organizational skills…!!
Of course he tried to stick it in her…..
Rhinos are always horn-ie
Which one of you degenerates was spider pig?
That would be Pepper.
He also used to put lifts in his shoes and pretend to be Tengo.
I was never that desperate to be TW
I miss spiderpig…..
Spider Pig was not a good speller…just saying…
I’m sure TW is still scrubbing various body parts with bleach……
It’s a pity that bleach doesn’t work on memories.
ahahahahahaha
Do any of your guys want to “cyber” with me later?
God, that still gives me the “willies’ to think about it.
You may have me Harley.
I am broke until Midnight tonight when my direct deposit goes through.
However, I have just enough to make one last run to the Liquor Store and pick up a fresh Half-Gallon of 90 proof. I don’t think I will have enough left over for a cigar… Damn it all.
I will just have to see how much of the Half-Gallon I can consume this evening.
Guildork…I hear bullets are cheap
new up!