Randy Blythe Is Not A Nancy Despite Singing In Heavy Metal Band
My incompetent lawn man Zebedee tells me that the front man for the metal band Lamb of God Randy Blythe is not a Nancy.
I found this statement shocking for a number of reasons the biggest of which being that Zebedee listens to Heavy Metal.
“I two always to listen to the metal of heavy musiq; a van’a hail’ng, a quiet tha’ riot, and’a ceiling de-on’a.”
Anyway, Zebedee tells me this Randy fellow took to something called Instagram following a concert at the Armory in Medford, Oregon Friday night to chew out some jerks.
“We, lamb of god, asked for sixty seconds of silence during our 1st set break to honor the dead children & teachers in CT. It seemed appropriate- it’s a goddamned national TRAGEDY. Most of the crowd complied, but several didn’t, some cursing & even laughing. I wanted to walk off stage.
I am so disgusted right now- if you were one of those who wouldn’t shut up for SIXTY LOUSY SECONDS to honor twenty MURDERED CHILDREN- go look in the mirror. You are looking at a piece of sh**.
Your parents are obviously pieces of sh** too, because they raised you to behave with no dignity. To the fans who were respectful, I thank you. I am also sorry you have so many goddamned ***holes in your community.
You should do something about that. This sh** would not have happened at a lamb of god show where I live, & that is a FACT. We have more manners. I am just disgusted. Thoroughly DISGUSTED. You yelling people give metal a bad name-screw that, you give humanity a bad name.
Grow up. Your parents should have beaten some manners into you, you savage little beasts. With that I will go to bed, say a prayer for those suffering, & hope for a better day tomorrow, because tonight SUCKED.”
For telling it like it is Randy Blythe is not a Nancy.
Next time go ahead and spell out the curse words though.