Quit Smelling Like A Nancy

if there isnt a whiskey scent then screw them.

is there one for stank pussy?

Urinal Mint…???

….Rokan…someone stole your breath fragrance…

I don’t know about a Whiskey scent…

I can usually generate one of those on my own…

Cheers, Gentlemen!

Sunday Nights, Suck!

“Man Hands”……I’m thinking this will appeal to Peepers and Rokan’t

I’d like to put my man hands on that broad in Harleys link from the previous post.

Obs, prepare to be buried in snow.

Rokey……

…did you and Pepper ever meet up…??

http://www.youbeauty.com/relationships/swinging-happens-2?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=OutBrain%2BCPC&utm_term=Swinging-Happens

Obs, I dated a girl who was into swinging. It only worked because I didn’t really give a crap about her. I called it cheating on your wife without losing half your shit. Usually, the woman is very insecure and doesn’t want to start over so she puts up with her husbands request.

I’ve always said that I would never “swing” because it would usually be a downgrade for me and a “huge” upgrade for my wife…….

Where is everyone?
Observer must be shopping for Mac&Cheese
Rokan must be shopping for asstroglide
Mikey must be shopping for a new ppopstick
My Nutts must be shopping for a new Thomas Train set
Gidork must be shopping for a new Liver
Harley must be shopping around for a new VD doctor.
Someone..is sucking Brendon’s dick

We just got 15″‘ of snow here.

Pepper/Obs, maybe you’d both better head to Ikea and ride out the storm together.

Schools are closed in Boston, so that means Observer is at a play date at the neighbors house covering up his erection with a throw pillow, while the MILF next door folds her panties on the coffee table.

So that’s a snow day for you Harley.

What grade are you in?

Pepper…..Rokan…….

…..how many “bars” of cell-service does this phone get…??

http://photoblog.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/08/16897106-talk-about-a-booty-call-ring-tone-outs-inmates-phone?lite

Someone should answer that

My hate keeps me warm.

Fuck…I had to go into the city early this morning to deliver to jobs for two fashion shows……It took me an hour and a half to drive 15 miles from the train station to my house……I was all over the road coming up a 6 mile hill…I came close to ditching the car, but was afraid some idiot would crash into it……I swear, my hands will not stop shaking…..

What time should I start the snow-blower…???

…any thoughts…?

We have snow in the mountains all around us but nothing on the valley floor.

If anything, the sun actually showed for awhile today.

Thank God for alcohol!

Alcohol is my friend!

Cheers!

Obs, I would go out there now and keep going until it stops taking breaks every two hours. That or have the wife ignore your advances and the kids drive you nuts. Your call. Maybe check on the milf across the street.

Pepper, I worked today. Since I got a Gildorg calendar, Today is my Saturday and tomorrow is my Sunday. I spent 1750.00 on my car for head gaskets. 1750.00 for just head is steep, but I could have dealt with that easier.

Obs, build a snowman with a huge erection in your yard. Maybe your wife will get the hint.

Pepper, go rent a snowmobile. Strap a cooler on the back marked “human organ delivery”. Enjoy the quick and easy delivery times.

Pepper ……

….if you lose power ……………

…………..do you have to switch to the strap-on…??

I think me and the woman should play “cliff-hanger” if the power goes out……

….she sits on me…… on the edge of the bed…….if the kids walk in…..with no lights….they see nothing…..

I’m at a bar and the bartender looks like Tori black. Fuck my life. I may go to jail tonight boys.

didnt get toris number last night but i did meet a 6 ft tall blonde and get her number.

i wonder if she likes it up the ass

you think this is a good pick up line?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LUssy5lwA

It didn’t work for him and she’s a whore.

I don’t know… You said it the right whore at the right time…

I mean, if she was coming down and needed a fix…?

She does let an old guy fuck her in the ass later on in the film… if memory serves.

I hope Observer didn’t die in the blizzard.

If he dies before Gildorg, it will screw up my whole death-pool.

He’s fine. Probably making Mac & Cheese.

I am off to KC today. For the record, I hate flying.

Harley, I hear the same.

Pepper, set it up. Wait, what are you getting me into?

What out, she’s a biter!

Thats Ok Rokan, I’m a puncher. And a slapper. And a hair puller.

I’m off to the airport. Talk at ya later.

So….what did I miss???

http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/01/bang-with-friends-will-allegedly-help-you-find-friends-who-are-dtf/

Time of death 4:22 pm CST

Maybe Gayne is snowed in……

…how many inches did you get, Rokan….?

………also……did you get any snow???

I’ve got nine inches.

I thought your wife would have mentioned it.

I’d appreciate it if you’d quit answering for me.

Observer, how about the baby-sitter. Did she mention it?

St-Rokan…..

…the baby-sitter did NOT mention it…..of course she is not allowed to speak in my presence…..or look into my eyes…

I better watch out….I could lose a ball-sac….

http://todayhealth.today.com/_news/2013/02/06/16857579-ow-pubic-hair-grooming-injuries-on-the-rise-researchers-find?lite&lite=obnetwork

“We actually found that 3 percent of all genitourinary injuries were related to grooming practices,” said Glass.”

I hate bad research. Where did the other 97% take place?

I know for a fact that pepper’s glory hole accounts for 1.8% nationally.

Who needs a drink?

Cheers!

Dear God Rokan, you Were not kidding about KC. My flight was delayed for an hour for a wiper blade on the airplane.

Its a shit-hole. They do have good BBQ, and if you mention Gildorg’s name at the KC Blue Oyster Bar you can get 50 cents your 1st lap-dance

Great tip Rokan. That Gildorg really gets around.

Is Gayne’s Comcast down….???

….or did he re-lock that hotel room door??

I think we all have been a great disappointment for him.

We have a knack for ruining web-sites.

There’s something about our presence that makes people just want to give up.

Truthfully…..I was reading and commenting here long before I was banned from the “other” place…

Observer,

How does your wife deal with constant disappointment?

Maybe she could take Gayne to lunch and have a little pep talk with him.

I think its called Ambien.

Who is smelling Nancy?…..

and what does she smell like?

Wishing you all a good Kirstie Allie’s favorite holiday!

Happy Fat Tuesday…

The last day of our Catholic fornication…

Someone,

Are you giving up fucking for Lent?

Someone punch Obs in the balls for me

http://bluballs.tumblr.com/

What can I give up for Lent…??

Rokan,
I can’t swear off fucking for Lent, too many people would be affected,
Fucked by the IRS
Fucked by the ex-wife
Fucked by the boss
Fucked by the Citibank.
I can honestly say, I get fucked a lot…..
It’s a good thing i like fucking

Observer,
Have you submitted your Pope application yet?
It’s about time they had a nice Irish Catholic boy in there.
(Especially one that enjoys fucking)

I can see the white smoke now….

That’s some quality work on that collage, Obs.

Did Pepper do that for you?

He does bring home the bacon, and fry it up in a pan!

I have no heat in my room. The class I am down here for is boring as hell or one of Peppers jokes. You pick.

That sucks, Mr. Nutt…

I have been known to travel in the past…

I don’t recall going to KC, but I have driven through the entire state of Kansas a few times.

So, apparently I am spending my Friday night getting fucked up.

I didn’t plan on it, but I have already received the call.

Thank God the Liquor store stays open until 2000.

Cheers, Gentlemen!

The first thing I did when I landed was go to the liquor store. Then I got my room with no heat. There is a two burner electric stove in here on high right now.

A two burner electric stove?

Nutt, you are either in a hostel, or be prepared to have one of your kidneys end up on Craig’s List tomorrow.

Do they still rent rooms at the YMCA?

If I remember correctly, Tuesday is corn-dog night in the cafeteria.

You can meet some swell fellas there, Nutt

Jose just fixed my heat. Now that you mention it, he was looking at my kidneys.

Did you pretend to get locked in your room?

I hear that’s a fun way to pass the time.

No. Great idea! I’ll add that to my list. Right behind getting some strange.

Now the heat won’t shut off. Fuck me!

I’d sleep with one eye open, if I were you Nutt.

You’re not staying at a La Quinta, are you?

No, extended stay.

I feel like we are on an extended stay.

WHo wants to go check out the morgue with me after work and see if we can identify Gayne’s body from the hotel video?

If I remember right, he was wearing a green shirt, and linen cargo pants.

Wow Obs, I would so like to watch that right now but I feel the lobby of the hotel is not the best place to do that.

I’ve got something she can “clean and jerk”

what the hell is going on around here? am i going to have to create an email so i can troll that other dump we used to populate?

Did someone put a fork in this place?

Ever since Gayne locked that security guard in his room, he’s been too busy for us.

I’ll ask Rokan to e-mail him after I get back from having my boils lanced by Dr Poop.

Pepper,

Your phone is ringing . . .

That Mexican security Guard must do magic with his mustache…..

Hey do any of you guys have an empty Jared’s box lying around?

I want to impress my girl for Valentines Day, and I here those Jared boxes are real panty droppers.

Rokan took time off from his bust schedule to ask Gayne if he was breaking up with us.

He says he’ll let us know what happens after he gets back from taking his mom to her electrolysis appointment

That is all.

A “bust” schedule..???

…I like the cut of Rokan’s jib…..

A “bust” schedule..???

…I like the cut of Rokan’s jib…..

Pepper could be a wanted man someday…….

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/02/13/georgia-lawmaker-wants-to-make-photoshopping-picture-crime/

Maybe Gayne forgot his password?

Observer,

You can say that again.

Sorry, I was in the bathroom.

I just took a 5 lb corn-shit.

I feel like $100.00

Rokan, I need to clear my head. Any suggestions?

In Kansas City, in February?

Head downtown and look for a sign that says, “Rib Tip”, go to the back door and ask for JD, and tell him you’re my boy.

He”l hook you up.

Thanks. Going there now.

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/victoria_justice_topless_beach.jpg

Nice toe.

Is that really her?

How do you plan on explaining your raging erection to your wife?

Poop, just got back. Feeling much better now thanks!

Nutt,

How long are you staying in BFE?

I am here until Sunday. Thank God for the iPad.

Nutt,

Make sure to leave a drinking glass full of jizz on the nightstand for the maid tomorrow.

I learned that from Watt, or Finkle.

I always get them confused.

It’s is KC. I had to bring my own soap. Maybe I could leave it on the floor right by the door. Sort of a sexual banana peel.

This is KC. Fucking auto correct!

Another day in hell.

Gayne, please come back!

I think I found him . . . .

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/redneck-toilet.jpg

i thought i should leave this here

http://www.dailykateupton.com/default.aspx?id=37

She seems nice.

I’d like to take her out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

http://lulzshirts.com/porn-vs-reality

did someone say porn?

http://i.minus.com/iNzQBISJkoTxt.gif

Pepper says, that’s quite a load.

And he ought to know.

Does anyone mind if DB does a J?

It’s like Deja Vu Groundhog Day all over again..

You know Harley…

It is always hotter when they swallow.

Tori has about a 50/50 split on that score.

In any case, finally home after two days…

Time to get ready to go get screwed by the doctor!

Thank God I have a bottle waiting for me when I get home.

GIldorg,

Are you seeing Dr Poop?

Make sure he wears his gloves.

Gildorg, I hope your doctor does not have a depth perception problem.

Three more days in this hell hole.

Gildork…more then three fingers means ….you are in love…

I just took a shit as big as Gildorg’s liver, and twice as black.

Congratulations Rokan.

I really feel like I need to thank all the little people who helped to make this happen

Little people? Are you willy wonka?

So, I am flipping through the channels and I see the show, “Dr. McStuffins.”

Since its on Nick Jr, I am assuming its not the Little Lupe version.

Observer,

You want to clue me into what its all about before I get my hopes up?

This is the longest week of my life.

I believe Gayner will return today…he was one of those people stuck on the Carnival ship…

Good call Pepper.

I wonder if he and the security guard were upgraded to a jr suite after the power went out.

http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m539/celebjihad/ellen_motorboats_katy_perry_zps1798fa07.gif

Maybe he is on vacation after all……

http://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/40362

He hasn’t posted there since Feb 7.

Maybe Mikey should start posting over there. I’m sure he has alot to say about hunting and fishing

http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/Gayne

Wow,
Nice picture.

I can see what the security guard sees in him.

I TOLD you I really really liked fuckin’….

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/50813329/ns/health/

Maybe they can re-attach your foreskin.

How do “they” do that……

….I thought they were made into wallets…??

…like this guy…??

That guy needs his ass beat.

Then he needs to borrow Peppers dick vacuum.

Mr. Nutt has been busy this week…..

..

..

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/scarlett_johansson_nude.jpg

I hope Mr. Nutt doesn’t mind if I borrow his trademark..

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/images/scarlett_johansson_nude.jpg

Her dick is smaller than I imagined

Hi guys. GG is dead, locomotives hit shit all the time, Obs, steal whatever you want, fuck this place I want to go home.

After reading Gaynes bio, no wonder he has forgotten about us. We are his red headed step children.

Did aliens kidnap Gayne?
Does he enjoy anal probes?
Does anyone know how much the human head weights?

Don’t know.
Don’t know.
I’ve been told 8 lbs.

Maybe we should go to Gayne? If he denies he knows us three times, we should crucify him.

Well, things have been pretty busy over at the other place…

This one is for Harley.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/02/kate-upton-is-still-a-really-good-dancer/

This one,

everybody else… even Pepper.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2013/02/olivia-wilde-is-in-vanity-fair/

Gidork…you fucking sell out…FUCK YOU!

That place is dead to me…DEAD!!!
Gildork…
Besides, we are banned

Me too. Dead.

Fuck me.

http://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html

Dear Abby,

I have been estranged in the dark streets of Los Angeles for weeks. I have found hope in the arms of many women. I have also found insanity. Not within myself, but within their adderall and ambien ridden minds. This discovery has led me back to my home, the safe place for women…..the Internet. In my searches and voyages for new temporary love interests, I have made a very troublesome discovery. I found what seems to be, my friends girlfriend on the Internet in very provocative poses. I do not think he knows. I saved all the images in order to have proof in case questioned by him. The problem really is, do I tell him? It may hurt his feelings and ruin their relationship. I don’t know what to do. Please help.

Confused in Chaos,

2F1T

PS. I included an image for you to reference.
[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2livv2b.jpg[/IMG]

Abby is dead. You want Beppo.

http://tinypic.com/r/2livv2b/6

This one confirmed that I really, really care about her best interests.

http://i45.tinypic.com/n3lvg8.jpg

That’s good stuff there Hate.

Damn good stuff!!!

Fuck Me. My browser just seems to jump all over this place!

Screw You Pepper. I am not banned, I was never banned. I just got deleted a bunch of times.

In any case, finally home and ready to drink!

Cheers!

I am finally home!

I agree with Pepper.

Gildorg,

If you don’t quit fucking around over there, I’m not going to chip in for that guy to pee on you for your birthday.

Congrats on finally making it home, Mr. Nutt!

Okay… I never asked for any midget to pee on me for my birthday! Not even a pretty-female midget. Just not into the water-sports like Rokan and Pepper…

Thank you very much for the thought.

Oh!

Also…

First 200 post, bitches!

Cheers!

Gildorg,

You don’t have to ask for it.

We’re your friends, and we’re here to give you what you want without asking for it.

Ans who said anything about a midget?

I’m looking for someone with a large bladder.

I want you to get your money’s worth

I just ran into Gayne at Dr Poop’s office. I never knew we both used the same brand of topical ointment . . . but I digress.

He said he just got back from a lovely honeymoon in South America with Manuel, the hotel security guard, and we should see some action on The Foyer shortly.

True story.

I had a delightful Valentine’s weekend.

One kid to an out-of-state aunt’s house 2 day sleepover and the other to a different pair of aunt’s + 1 dog for the evening.

The wife and I ventured (with our gift-certificate) to a local dining hot-spot. It was the type of place that took “reservations” (whatever those are)…..

The reservation place (that had taken the reservation just hours before) was out of business and closed. The sign recommended we journey to their other location just 25 short miles away.

Two other restaurants in the same strip-mall were full and not seating for another two hours.

My romantic suggestion that we just head home and “fuck” (a technical term) was dismissed. We had burgers and beer in a jelly jar at a local “Irish” pub (jargon for over-priced shit-hole).

Then home to pick up the five year old who wanted to sleep in our bed since she was “alone”.

I hope we can repeat the experience on St. Patrick’s day weekend.

Gayne went fish-catching….

http://gametrails.org/gaynes-out-of-the-amazon-his-computers-still-full-of-it/

Gayne holding someone’s lizard….

http://gametrails.org/wp-content/gallery/peacock-3/10.jpg

Gayne’s “toys” tutorial……

Peepers and Rokan….pay attention….

http://gametrails.org/wp-content/gallery/peacock-2/dsc_0458.jpg

My comment is waiting moderation.

That actually looks pretty fucking cool.

I wonder if he came back with a bright, red snapper.

Mine too.