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Man Apparently Hates His Cruise
This guy apparently dislikes his cruise ship and for good reason; cruises are for Nancies! The only time a man should get on a boat is to go fishing or go to war. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
Dame Gets Jollies Flashing Breasts On Internet
Some dame by the name of Alicia Young or Los Escotes de Alicia depending on what you find on that Internet thing apparently gets off flashing her rather large mammaries on a daily basis on some blog thing. While I don’t condo...
At The Dallas Safari Club Convention
That Nancy writer Gayne C. Young is at the Dallas Safari Club Convention this week trying to be me. Ya’ know, drinking, smoking, setting up hunts. As he’s the only one that knows how to do this “internetR...
Charles Durning Was Not A Nancy
Despite the fact that he made his living singing, dancing, and acting – often alongside Muppets – Charles Durning was not a Nancy. Proof of this fact came in the form of the Silver Star, Bronze Star, and three Purple Heart ...
I’ve Been Busy Opening Gifts
Although I don’t celebrate Christmas, I’ve found myself inundated with gifts. I’ve been opening package after package of cigars, booze, steaks, firearms, knives, fishing tackle, cash, and other swag and suck up presents...
Uppity Albino Sues Bar
Ikponwosa Ero doesn’t like Albino Rhino beer. The 31-year-old British Columbian immigrant from Nigeria suffers from albinism and finds the beer’s name offensive. So she’s suing Earls Restaurants to have the beer removed i...
Sam Jackson And Anne Hathaway Sure Cuss Alot
I’m not sure what the hell any of this is about or why that gal has such short boy hair. And I don’t care. If you need me. I’ll be shooting clays in the backyard. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on ...
Alexander Abdullaev and Alexei Gradulenko Are Not Nancies. Cannibals? Yes. Nancies? No.
Two fishermen who survived for three months in -30C Russian wilderness by eating flesh of a friend deny murder and claim he froze to death Alexander Abdullaev, 37, and Alexei Gradulenko, 35, survived being stranded for three mo...
Aida Yespica Stopped By
Venezuelan model / actress / fame harlot / TV personality Aida Yespica stopped by the Foyer yesterday with some Chicha to discuss the possibility of her becoming 2013’s first Miss Foyer and while I usually don’t care for wh...