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Reporter Getting Hurt Stomping Grapes Still Funny
It’s still funny because she gets hurt Then she cries. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
Roll Over Webisode # 1
When that Nancy writer Gayne Young told me he had a video to post my first response was that we don’t need any more films of him being stuck in a hotel room with some wayward Indian security guard. When he told me the video f...
Woman Bigger Around Than Shaq Is Tall
It’s not a record most gals would be proud of but then Mikel Ruffinelli ain’t like other dames. Unless of course other dames measure more than 8 feet around at the hips; a world record! Damn man, that’s walrus size! Mikel...
Writer Locked In Room With Security Guard
I got the following report and video from writer Gayne C. Young. It’s too dumb not to share. SHOT SHOW Locked In My SHOT Show fun took on a prison like quality early this morning when I found myself locked in my room at the...
Rhino Tears Stupid Dame A New One
Well, of course she was. Chantal Beyer was gored by a rhino when she got too close to the animal for a picture. The accident occurred at the Aloe Ridge Hotel and Nature Reserve after gamekeeper Alex Richter told the young lady ...
Candy Swanepoel Twitted, Twatted, Twixed, Terried Or Somethinged Us
Damn these new “Social Media” sites, what with their Twittering and YouTubing and all that crap. In my day, a man put his thoughts to paper with ink and sent it in the mail. Although I still think that’s the best way ...
Fat Nancy Talks Crap
I’m not sure who the hell this fat Nancy is but he sure loves talking about taking a crap. Way too much in fact. I discovered this fecal freak video when I happened upon my houseboy and apparent lover of turds Manuel watching...
Russian Man Dies Like A Nancy Hamster
A retard of a dad was killed when he went over a cliff in an inflatable ball. As his children watched. Twenty seven year old Denis Burakov thought it would be fun to Zorb …What the hell’s a zorb? A large plastic ball folk...
