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Despite Her Shapely Posterior, This Dame’s An Idiot
The attached video shows some crazy dame swimming with a great white. According to the text I received, she did so to prove that great whites are docile. I wonder if all those folks that have been eaten or partially eaten by ...
Quit Smelling Like A Nancy
Having grown tired of smelling like a Nancy, Adam Anderson designed a line of ManHands Soaps that smell like some of the most manly scents on Earth. Some of the scents in Adam’s 20 soap line include bonfire, brewed coffee, ...
God Loves Komodo Dragons, Has Them Bite Indonesians (Who God Hates)
Taking his lead from the tiger that went all cartel on the Mexican circus worker earlier this week, an exceptionally large Komodo dragon attacked two wildlife park workers inside their office at Komodo National Park. The beauty...
Circus Trainer Gets Eaten By Tiger In Front Of An Audience Of Kids – It Really Is The Greatest Show On Earth
Deciding that he had had enough of “…this chair and whip crap” and adult Bengal tiger turned the table on his trainer by ripping half his throat out. Alexander Crispin, 35, was dancing about like a Nancy in front of two t...
Troy & Sons Moonshine
Forget about the one-ounce-above ethanol gasoline the shiners of long ago used to run through the backwoods after raping a man à la Deliverance style. Troy & Sons Moonshine is to those batches as McDonald’s is to filet m...
Jim Nabors Is A Nancy, So Let’s Watch A Duel
I’m floored by this one. Really. Had no idea that such a clean looking man, who’s never been seen in public with a woman, has a phenomenal singing voice, and fruity mannerisms like Jim Nabors could be a Nancy. But a Nancy h...
Penelope Cruz Sings Well In Lingerie
My kitchen help and lady of poor skills Selena Guadalupe showed me the above video of Penelope Cruz. While I rather enjoyed its artistic merits, Selena didn’t care for it. “I no’a like dat skinny Spaniard. She’a too...
I Hope The Wolves Eat His Face Off
Yes, that title is a little harsh but then I hate stupidity. I would love for nature to wipe it out in all its forms. And eating a stupid man’s face off is as good a way as any. The idiot in these photos is Werner Freund. ...
Bar Refaeli Stopped By For Some Beer, To Do Some Yard Work
Our Israeli friend Bar Refaeli ,or בר רפאלי to those chosen people among us, stopped by to help my yardman Zebedee out this weekend. And to have some beers. She brought Goldstar and Maccabee which are pretty good for Isr...
