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Retard Jumps Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Enclosure, Is Mauled By Tiger, Unfortunately Lives
In a move that inconvenienced the staff of and visitors to the Bronx Zoo and a tiger named Bashuta, retard extraordinaire David Villalobos jumped off the zoo’s monorail and into the tiger enclosure. After being rescued from...
Kelly Brook And Abbey Clancy Have A Great Deal Of Fat In All The Right Places
Kelly B. has calmed considerably since the last time I spoke with her, when she was irate that Cindy Crawford claimed that she was the first Miss Foyer. Well, that anger has seemingly floated out of Kelly’s airy little head a...
Turkish Nancy gets It On With A Duck, Florida Cracker Nancy Gets It On With A Donkey, Whole World Going Down The Toilet
A man in Turkey has accused his son-in-law of raping a duck. The father-in-law said he found “feathers and blood” in a bed with the duck and the duck unable to walk. The father-in-law explained to Turkey’s versi...
Kate Upton “Cat Daddy”
Manuel broke something on the internet thing this morning so today’s a repeat. I’m sure you can handle watching Kate catdaddy again though. I don’t know who Terry Richardson or Kate Upton is or what the hell a “...
No One Can Pronounce Her Name But, What The Hell, Irina Shayk Is September’s Miss Foyer
Despite the fact that no one outside of Mother Russia or Communist China can pronounce her name, we have decided to crown Ирина Шейк September’s Miss Foyer. Truth be told her insistent badgering to be given the tit...
Sylvie Van der Vaart Looks Great In Underwear, Killed That Holloway Gal – Gallery
Dutch TV personality and model Sylvie Van der Vaart sent us some lovely pictures of her in her undergarments. I’m guessing she’s trying to jump start her career after being implicated in the murder of that Natalee Hollowa...
Asians Jumping Around Makes Me Nervous, I’m Ok With Them Shooting One Another Though – Video
Asians jumping around makes me nervous. That’s why I don’t go to CostCo, Chinese buffets, or martial arts movies. I made an exception to the latter however when I caught sight of what my manservant and nimrod Manuel and...
1/3 Of Great Britain Men Are So Fat They Can’t See Their Own Man Tackle So Says Test Conducted By A Bunch Of Nancies
A bunch of Nancy doctors in Merry Ol’ England went around asking fat guys if they could see their own penis when naked. These sissies found that 33% of the 1,000 35 to 60-year-olds they interviewed couldn’t as their gut s...
Dames In Camo
Deer season is upon us and as such many a dame has sent us her picture in camo. The picture’s aren’t in camo mind you, the dames are. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
No, “Mickey Deh Mouse” Is Not A Prostitute And He Was Not Killed By Jews
My houseboy and man of few baths taken Manuel apparently spent all last night playing on the Internet on that windup computer he stole from some African kid rather than sharpening my straight razor as he was very clearly instru...
