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New Zealand Nancy Shoves An Eel Up His Ass
An unnamed Nancy down in Kiwi land was rushed to A&E in Auckland last week with a pain in his rear. Medics x-rayed the man to find an eel wedged up his butt. A source at the hospital told the New Zealand Herald, “...
Football Needs Female Refs, Eunuch John Needs Anger Management
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British Gals Pose Naked With Guns, Ammo, And Booze
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Oktoberfest Proves Germans Can’t Spell, Love Beer And Breasts
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Brennan O’Shea Is Not A Nancy
Brennan O’Shea (on the right) is the owner / operator of Firearms 4 Less, an arms company that specializes in custom AR lowers and uppers and modifies AR weaponry into the dreams of gun porn lovers everywhere. Firearms ...
Retard Beats His Girlfriend Her Dog
Retard Michael Wayne Jones was charged with strangulation, domestic battery and animal abuse last Thursday after beating his girlfriend with her pet dog. The Florida man was apparently upset when he caught either his girlfrie...
My New Bike Squishes Six-Toed Cats Dead
I totaled the scooter I rode between the compound and the dock last week when I ran into one of those dammed six-toed cats. I hit the cat, the bike took it like a speed bump and both the bike and I came to rest flat on the pa...
Kat Dennings’s Dress Is A Marvel Of Fashion Engineering As Are The Breasts That Hold It Up
My kitchen gal and watcher of everything mindless and dumb Selena Guadalupe showed me these pictures of Kat Dennings. I don’t know much about this gal but I like dames named “Kat” or “Kitty” or “Kitty Kat” and e...
Victoria’s Secret Model Barbara Palvin Has A Dog That Rings A Bell When Hungry
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Frank Stallone Is Not A Nancy
Despite his chosen Nancy professions of singing and acting, Frank Stallone is not a one. Why? Because Frank is an avid gun collector and mafia aficionado as well as ladies man and stout drinker. This past week Frank tol...
