Nancy Netherlander Vet Can’t Kill A Whale
After failing to move a stranded 40 foot, 44,000 pound humpback whale nicknamed “Johannes” back to the Wadden Sea last Friday the Nancies that stood watching decided to euthanize the animal. But rather than use a harpoon or high-powered rifle the veterinarian charged with the mercy killing utilized a large syringe full of poison.
It didn’t work.
Rather it just sent the already suffering leviathan into a new realm of pain and misery as it clicked and sang “kill me please for the love of God” in whale.
Way to go whale sympathizers. Good job.
Next time call a professional…like me!
One fast lance into the brain on my part would have that monster fish swimming with Jesus.
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What they needed was a Sushi chef…….
Wow,
That was just messed up.
Finally home and unsure if I am staying…
I am completely sick and my voice sounds like straight out of the Godfather movies.
I think I just need to shut-down and sleep!
Nothing that large quantities of plastique explosive couldn’t fix.
Woooooooooooooo,
Was that a threat involving explosives? Not a good day to post such a thing. I’m sure your name just went into a file somewhere.
Cookie puss
No one can kill Oprah or Rosie either…. Must run in the family
Peepers…….I’m sure it’s because nobody could be bothered rather than lack of success……
Good critical thinking. Based on body weight and metabolism, just how much fucking poison did they have? I can guarantee they needed a GD barrel of it and a fucking hose. They used a syringe? What the fuck?! I am with Gayne. Give me a spear.
There is a much simple solution…
Use a golf ball
as Kramer did
How about just leaving it alone? The whale was minding its own business. These things happen for a reason. What that reason is I have no idea. Thats why you leave it alone.
Fresh whale meat just parked itself on your front door. Invite your Japanese friends over for a cookout.
Revlon likes this!
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Can we have My Nutts give us her name?
I like the way she is looking back at me with her three eyes….
I’m pretty sure her name is “slip-it-in-both-holes” which is pronounce “fuck-me-dry” in Americanese…..
i find the lack of tits disturbing
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This one comes with a tour guide……
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I’m a simple man (obviously)…..that’s why I like Tumblr……no names…no nuthin’…..
….just “Google” Tumblr+ [any filthy term you can conceive] ….and you’re likely to appreciate modern technology……..
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Who DOESN’T like a cute cunt….??
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i have a love hate relation ship with cunt. i love cunt itself but i cant stand 99% of the cunts attached to them.
Can’t dispute your facts, sir…!
Man!
Harley is hitting ‘em out of the park today…
I don’t know Harley… That girl had some pretty awesome looking tits in that Gif…
Granted, them being uncovered would have been much better!
Home already. Got sent home because we were slow.
We actually got snow and the idiots around here, just cannot seem to handle driving in it.
Well, already got an invite to go over to Evil Red’s for dinner and drinks tonight. I still feel like shit, but I get booze and a free meal…
Sigh… Right now, I think I am just gonna take a nap.
i aim to please gil.
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Hey…NO JOKE…I am the 100,000th Visitor here…..
The other 99,999 are Rokan and his puppets…
Did you get a free iPod…?
…..Did Beppo?
What about zombie?
I got “sh”