Nancy Netherlander Vet Can’t Kill A Whale
After failing to move a stranded 40 foot, 44,000 pound humpback whale nicknamed “Johannes” back to the Wadden Sea last Friday the Nancies that stood watching decided to euthanize the animal. But rather than use a harpoon or high-powered rifle the veterinarian charged with the mercy killing utilized a large syringe full of poison.
It didn’t work.
Rather it just sent the already suffering leviathan into a new realm of pain and misery as it clicked and sang “kill me please for the love of God” in whale.
Way to go whale sympathizers. Good job.
Next time call a professional…like me!
One fast lance into the brain on my part would have that monster fish swimming with Jesus.