My Kitchen Lady Selena Guadalupe Is No Selena Gomez
My kitchen gal of many a’ year Selena Guadalupe brags that she’s named after the great Selena. I don’t see how that’s possible as Selena Gomez is not only a lovely young thing with firm pouting Latina breasts, lush lips, raven hair, and hips built for yodeling in the gulley (Trust me; My Selena has none of those attributes) but she’s more than half Selena Guadalupe’s age! The age factor alone simply defines logic…What? Who is Selena Quintanilla-Pérez? No. I don’t care if I mispronounced it. I told you years ago that I refuse to even attempt to pronounce names that begin with the letter “Q.” Call it what you like…call it anymore and you’ll be looking for new employment…I thought so. As I was saying, this Selena Gomez gal is one attractive young thing. She should visit the Foyer sometime. I’ll show her what a real man’s like or better yet how a Canadian with bad hair ain’t anything like a real man.
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