My Kitchen Lady Selena Guadalupe Is No Selena Gomez

I hate that duck lip look, but this little honey is one fine piece of Mexico by way of USA

Gayner….good to have you back…..

Daytona 500 in South Africa……

Is Selena naked under that dress?

Either that or she is wearing a mohair jock-strap

Baron Davis never did give me that nickel…..

i would fuck this little bitch until she had amnesia. id be doign her a favor then. she would forget about that lesbian episode she had with that beaver dike.

Don’t feel bad, Observer.

At least you don’t have cum-stained underpants in your purse, and a long ride home on the A-train.

New Up…

Wow,

I never get tired of that one

Don’t leave me alone…….YOU FUCKERS!!!!!

Gayner
Do you know this guy?

I have no idea who they are, and I am not going to risk my precious puppets. Have Papa try and put a link up there.

Rokan…you can’t write out the link…do as I did

put a space between each letter….

They will tag my IP and kill Beppo.

AS soon as I see Pottz back on, I will risk having Butt-plug throw the link up.

I think you should keep Beppo and tag Butt Plug…Pottz is not coming back….that’s what he said

can you bring the count to over 20?
I’m going to try something

I think we should try to grab Doo Doo fresh

There you go, #21

LOL..NEW UP!!!
I thought you were doo fresh?

Goddamn it Pepper.

I told you I had been locked out. I have Beppo and Butt-plug.

That is all

lol
Thanks for the effort ..BUDDY!!!

I guess you leave Durden but Durden never leaves you.

My Nutss…my nuttss…how art dee?

Broke but good. Where is everyone at? Durden?

Broke here as well…Rokan and Observer should share their wealth….
Not sure where everyone is…(all four of us?)

did you look at the video of the women using the shut guns?

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/27/what-housework-has-to-do-with-waistlines/

Rokan…are you going to let Condor get away with that?

Pepper, that video is awesome! If I had a nickel every time my pants fell down….

I just love the women…..specially the one that fired three times as she was falling….

Sup, Nutt.

I am just busting some ball over there. Bunch of fucking faggots.

When I see my opening, I am going to post Papas link.

You know, I thought I missed the rolls, turns out, not so much.

I am headed on vacation somewhere warm, with no internet late tomorrow, so try to fucking survive til I get back to civilization on the 11th.

as soon as the count goes over 20 I will plug papa…and can you fuck Condor?

did it post?

It just went over, and I did just fuck Condor.

Nice work, Pepper.

Let’s see how long it stays up.

Maybe they should offer the job to Gayner?
Papa, how about it?

You realize I had to walk two blocks to post that?

Ok, now stick around and see if we get any bites.

I am so wet right now.

Pepper . . . hold me!

iam likign to aim upp hur krakhol adn then shuv my pener insid

Rokan …check your mail

Where is Observer when you need him…must be with his pool boy..
*gives Mikey a cookie

mr peeper iz it gay to lett an othre boy putt jelli on my pener?

I miss ROBOT

Mikey…only if his name is Condor…..

I am tuchign my poopstik

I think Mikey seems to have a good handle on this.

You know…it never gets old… Mikey,I look at your photo and I smile.
*gives Mikey a chocolate covered raisin…..

*smirks

Its a great photo!

Gram had just given him a bath.

When are you going to make some more puppets, Pepper.

You really do have a knack for it.

HA!

Hi guys,

What did I miss?

Dios Mio!!!

You don’t come back until the 11th? I don’t know if I can last that long.

I can only re-read old posts for so long. Then where am I suppose to get my fix? You are going somewhere without internet? Motel 6? South pole? Poor kids in Africa even have internet.

Vacation=sucking cock for 5 dollars a pop at his local truck stop…..

I am finally home after two days.

Happily drunk. But somewhat disappointed. I am still hoping for death so I don’t have to go into work tomorrow.

In any case, That video of the koreans shooting the nigs was kinda funny.

Cheers, Gentlemen!

Pepper. it all makes sense to me now. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

Gildorg, welcome home. Your bottle missed you.

I’ve been waiting a long time for topless shots of dirty dianne or super B to surface. Where the hell are they?

Also, how do I change my fucking avatar?

Gildork to answer your question over there……NO, weare not allowed….

Welcome vagina of Paris…. Super is over at FB and Dirty Diane is here

When Observer or Rokan get here, they can help you with the face.

Hover you mouse over the avatar box and create a free one on Gravatar.

Pepper, send me a map of all the best glory holes in Puerto Rico.

I need to get me freak on!

Glad you saw the post about this place.
Gayne does not post often, however he was gracious to give us a home when we got banned from Tyler.
They should actually hire him.

Vagina of Paris!

Who’s next, ohmwrecker?

Hunt… Why not go over to Santo Domingo, observer told mecthe boys are hung…

Better not fucking be one of your puppets

I don’t get shit when I hover over my avatar…wth?

It’s not as easy as over there… But you can do it!

To the right of your name, in the gray area, there should be a hover box with your login info, just like where Pepper’s picture is. Click on it when it appears and it will bring you to gravatar, then follow the instructions.

Its a little gay and hard to work with, but easy once you get the hang of it . . . Just like Pepper.

Mike,

Why don’t you shut the fuck up. No one is asking you shit.

Mind if I do a J?

Is this thing on?

Check, check 1 2 3 4. Yes, everything is working fine. Please continue.

5 6 7 8
Did Vagina get a face?

Did vagina get a face. Do you hear yourself Pepper? Vagina can have my face any time.

Pepper,
I’d like to wear a vagina like a face. And quit thinking its me. I wear my puppets proudly

http://almostdumb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/the-vagina-face.jpg

Just go to gravatar…….it will all become clear….

FYI……

…I was at “Hemingway” BEFORE I was banned from WWTDD…..and I’m STILL here……

I even read Gaynor over at the Dallas Cunters Club…….

GAYNE……

…Publish once per day…..even if you port over a hunting story…….but we DO like chicks with sweet tits…..

(I’m using “we” in the Royal sense…..Pepper and Rokan are dog-fuckers)….

Mr. Nutt is a gem in his own right….

…and Gildorg…..I won’t stop caring until the red-head is laid bare….

Good morning Obs. Thank you for the complement. Did someone say red-heads laid bare?

http://www.errotiq.com/galleries/met-art/lidiya/petite_redhead_with_eye_popping_smaller/lidiya05.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82q7oMgZC1rxmejno1_1280.jpg

Gildorgs dream girl.

http://mydrunkgirl.net/t/6f242e.jpg

I believe someone DID say that, Mr. Nutt….

Rokan….

…you’re going on vacation to somewhere without internet..???

..is that called solitary lock-down for getting caught in the showers corn-holing a trustee..???

Christ, I needed three wookie-sniffing dogs to find you bastards.

You just would have found Rokan three times then.

Damnit, Ssnakeoil, you old son-of-a bitch!!

Now we’ve got a gang-bang!

I thought of you the other day, Rokan. I shot a turd out of my ass so fast it stuck to the back to the toilet. I swear this thing had a muzzle velocity of 22ft per second.

Obs — if I were a puppet I would have shown up sooner. And I didn’t get banned from WWTDD like the rest of you misfits.

That warms the cockles of my heart, Ssnake

We have a nice little deal worked out here with the owner.

Pepper and Gildorg take turns servicing him on weekends.

Seems like a nice place… could use a woman’s touch, though.

So could Pepper.

Observer, Go give Sensei your e-mail address and get him over here. I tried to post the name of the Foyer and it won’t let me.

I can’t use mine, cause it says roman and won’t post.

Hi Ssnake. I am Rokan’s evil twin

I wonder where Mikey is?

gram says nott totuch my pener afore i eet penut budder wiht my hadns or tows

Puppet Fest….Rokan….how do you do it?

Pepper,

I am not Ssnakeoil, or Vagina of Paris, nor will I be Sensei when he gets over here shortly.

Now, I am going out of the country with Gayne and his life-partner, and I will be on a deserted island tanning my nuts for St. Patricks Day, with no internet, so anyone who is here is not me.

Did That just come out of my mouth?

Holy shit! I need a fucking vacation.

So long, loosers!

mr bare payd me too dollers to shuv a frrot lup up my ppostik

Mikey, when you sit like that in those shorts, I can see your balls.

Sensei…not sure if you know this, but if you give Mikey 19 plus 4 dollars he will let you touch them.

Pep, what’s the cost if I tell him I’m a YMCA swim instructor?

Hey…

Pepper it is your turn this weekend. Make sure you get it done before he leaves on that flight with Rokan.

Thanks Obs, but I over Evil-Red. I am now basically her baby-sitter for the kids on my days off. Though I do enjoy myself by like jerking off and making sure I blast her tooth-brush. I figure that is at least fair compensation.

I don’t think you will be able to post Papa’s place over there. I tried and it would not let me even post. I think the Foyer has been banned.

In any case, it is Payday and I am finally home with a couple of fresh fifths of my favorite 90 proof!

Cheers!

Gildork you fucking drunk idiot….I have posted this link over there about four times…it has to be done like this……CHEERS!

h e m i n g w a y s f o y e r . c o m

Now copy and paste it!

OKay… So you inserted spaces in-between every letter which most people will not figure out and will not use… You always have to count on people’s laziness.

Just saying.

Also, FUCK YOU PEPPER!

I am drunk enough, I honestly don’t care!

Cheers!

Also… I am in-between drinks…

I kinda feel like an asshole…

I honestly don’t feel like I did anything wrong… But damn my Catholic upbringing… I feel guilty for no reason.

In any case, Fuck everything! That should be Sin enough for me!

Cheers!

Hey, Gildork….you fucking moraaaaan….you tell the assholes to delete the spaces…
CHEERS!

You have to be related to Mikey…congrats

here is some good shit…if you had any balls…would you do what this guys did?
http://www.activistpost.com/2013/02/top-warrantless-dhs-checkpoint-refusals.html

I assume Rokan would offer a blow since he is in a rush to get to his Jam Shed…..

Who are the new guys on Facebook???

I asked the same question….Rokan said he was friends with them….GO FIGURE…they never comment…they need to be deleted

I might have to create a “new” Facebook……in case this one gets nailed……

…..have you ever created an alias…??

Yes… I have four…..well, I used to have five, one got killed … Some asshole reported that one ….you

YOU?
How many do you have?

I would like to report that I’ve haven’t had any beer in weeks. That is all.

I have not….See, I need it!

I’ve been drinking rum lately only because I’m so broke right now.

Is Rokan back yet?

Slap it? I thought it was bangkok?