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Jim Nabors Is A Nancy, So Let’s Watch A Duel

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Posted February 1, 2013 by Gayne in Man

I’m floored by this one.

Really.

Had no idea that such a clean looking man, who’s never been seen in public with a woman, has a phenomenal singing voice, and fruity mannerisms like Jim Nabors could be a Nancy.

But a Nancy he is.

So Nancy that he married another man in Washington.

A man he’d been partnered with for more than 38 years.

Good Lord almighty.

Let’s put this Nancy away and watch some real men stuff.

And by stuff I mean a man in a skirt dueling a man dressed satin and frills.

Worship the code.

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63 Comments


  1.  
    Harley Davidson

    the last person i dueled with ended up getting mounted and choked out…

    just the way she liked it.

    fuckin whore




  2.  
    Mr Nutt

    I’m concerned about Rokan. He is in San Francisco and we haven’t heard from him in like two days. Fresh meat in queer heaven doesn’t stand a chance.




  3.  
    Pepper

    sword fight!!!!
    Did I say that out loud?




  4.  
    Gildorg

    As long as he stays away from Castro street, he should be okay.

    Pepper, you and him used to go to the Blue Oyster Bar there… Do you still have the number?

    I gotta go to a B-Day party and may or may not be coherent when I get home…

    Hopefully, there will be a wookie sighting by then!

    Cheers, Gentlemen!




  5.  
    Pepper

    Gildork you closet queen…..No wonder you drink and red stays away from you….Jump off a bridge!




  6.  
    Mr Nutt

    Pepper, take your medication.




  7.  
    Pepper

    My Nutts…..hold on to this.




  8.  
    Mr Nutt

    OK. Let me get my tweezers.




  9.  
    Pepper

    Win or lose… I say the coons will riot in Baltimore…..




  10.  
    Pepper

    My Nutts… Hold on to these




  11.  
    Pepper

    The Queens Hospital Visit

    The Queen visits a major hospital to open a new ward.

    She is shown around first by a nurse so she can inspect the facilities.

    On her way, she hears orgasmic groans coming from a nearby room.

    She goes to the room to investigate and, upon arriving, finds that a man is masturbating on the bed.

    She asks the nurse “Why is that man doing that?”

    The nurse replies “Oh, he’s got to relieve himself every so often because he has a disorder.”

    “Oh, OK then,” the queen said, and moved on, but on the way she hears more orgasmic groans.

    She looks in the room and sees a nurse giving a man a blowjob.

    The queen asks her escort “Why is that nurse giving that man a blowjob?”

    Her nurse escort says “Oh, he’s got the same disorder as the man before, only this one’s got health insurance!”




  12.  
    Rokan

    Pepper,

    Does this look swollen to you?




  13.  
    Mr Nutt

    ROKAN! Did you escape queer-ville?




  14.  
    pepper

    My Nutts……how do you think Ville got Queer?




  15.  
    Mr Nutt

    Like any group they just pick a place. In Chicago it’s Wrigleyville.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boystown,_Chicago

    Thats where I saw my very first gay mart. Just like K-mart but gayer. They have the blue vein special.




  16.  
    Rokan

    I was in Orange Co. outside of LA, not in SF.

    Heading back to Chicago today. What time do you want to meet in Boystown, Nutts?




  17.  
    pepper

    I made the newspaper….
    Now I will sit back , collect royalties for the rest of my life…..
    mine is the one with Bugs Bunny….

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/02/03/white-house-dared-people-to-photoshop-obamas-gun-picture-and-did-they-ever/




  18.  
    Mr Nutt

    Nice job Pepper.




  19.  
    Rokan

    Pepper,

    That just proves all those people who said you’d never amount to anything didn’t know what they were talking about.

    No run down to the Korean deli and get me a liverwurst on whole wheat, and a Kosher pickle.

    Chop, chop!




  20.  
    Mr Nutt

    Still violently vomiting from the Bar Refaeli commercial.




  21.  
    Rokan

    They must have paid her well for that.

    I’d rather see her do ATM with Mikey




  22.  
    Mr Nutt

    That geek might as well kill himself now. Its all down hill from that moment.




  23.  
    Mikey The Retard

    i wood tuch hur pener




  24.  
    Rokan

    Haha!

    Fuck those Frisco butt-pirates




  25.  
    Mr Nutt

    I’m waiting for a wardrobe malfunction.




  26.  
    Mr Nutt

    Nobody cares that she didn’t have that baby. Faked the whole thing.




  27.  
    Pepper

    Have the coons started to riot?
    This is the only time I wished I had a TV




  28.  
    Rokan

    What do you mean she faked her pregnancy?

    I am a little behind on my celebrity gossip since the culling took place.

    Yes Pepper, its just like when they acquitted OJ.

    I hear they are on their way to Bayside Heights, so you’d better lock your doors.




  29.  
    Mikey The Retard

    gram says that hey will git in our garbag kans




  30.  
    Rokan

    I’m so wet right now




  31.  
    Mr Nutt

    Someone else carried their kid for them. She wore a fake belly.




  32.  
    Harley Davidson

    am i a nancy if i didnt give two shits about that game aside from the money i wagered?




  33.  
    Observerwwtdd

    If anyone can call Dr. Poop…….I’d like him to arrange for a therapist referral……

    …last night I had a wild dream…….and I’d like some interpretive input…..




  34.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I dreamt I went to a convention in NYC…….

    At my hotel room, there were a number of people……..

    …Pepper….

    ….the manager of collections from my stint at a mortgage company in the 1980s,….

    …a hefty blond woman with a remarkable resemblance to “Evil Red” from Pepper’s link on the Penelope Cruz thread…….(only blond…not red)

    several other individuals………..

    When I awoke the next morning………the “evil Red” blond was reaching for my morning wood as the others in the room went about their daily routines……

    …later…..Pepper spoke to me in a drugstore and reminded me that I had forgotten my hotel room key……

    What does this dream mean for:

    1.) the market for syndications of mezzanine level financing ….
    2.) sharing hotel rooms…..
    3.) needing to piss at three in the morning..?




  35.  
    Rokan

    Observer,

    Have you thought about a catheter?




  36.  
    Rokan

    That’s pretty funny. Some one needs to try and invite Dr Gonzo and some fuckers over here. Someone, Post the link to the Foyer over there.




  37.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Rokant……

    …who is going to remind SuperB about the Yahoo March Madness…???




  38.  
    Observerwwtdd

    FINALLY….!!

    A safe on the internet…..

    http://www.saferinternetday.org/web/usa/my-home




  39.  
    Rokan

    Guys,

    We are going to have to move on soon. We are dying a slow death here with no consistent posts, no other posters, no offense Gayne.

    Start packing. I’ll write you with my new address when I get work.




  40.  
    Mr Nutt

    Move again? I haven’t even unpacked all of Gildorgs bar glasses from the last move!

    Thats funny WWTDD is dying. Fucking prick did it to himself. More that half came there just to read our comments. DIE FUCKER!!! Back to working at that hotel shining shoes Brenda.




  41.  
    Observerwwtdd

    The stern is rising up and the smokestacks are crashing down……

    Guys….never let go…..never forget…..

    Oh….and

    Observerwwtdd@live.com




  42.  
    pepper

    I hate jihad

    Someone..get Gonzo and Pottz




  43.  
    pepper

    I’m packed and ready…Rokan has his Pink sleippers on and ready to go




  44.  
    pepper

    I’m packed and ready…Rokan has his Pink slippers on and ready to go





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