GAYNE…..that kind of bullshit is what gets people SHOT…!!
I’ll say this….Irena Shayks makes me wanna shake something……
Well, well, well.
Everybody better watch out. Pepper has been spit-shining his pistol all day and he’s got that mean look in his eye.
That’s funny, Pepper promised to spit-shine my pistol this weekend.
I hope his hands don’t get cramped.
He polished all of my candlesticks over the holidays.
No kidding? He polished the knobs on all of my banisters
say my name bitches!!!
….did you say your name was fecal Phil…?
Pepper, can you polish my flag pole?
Maybe when you finish off my flag pole, you can do my two statues at the end of my driveway for me.
I use to have two black jockeys but some people in my neighborhood asked me to remove them because they found them offensive. Be careful what you ask for.
If you like those penis statues, you should see my garage door!
i read the first part and figured you had a big fountain in your front yard
Dave’s not here, man.
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