God Loves Komodo Dragons, Has Them Bite Indonesians (Who God Hates)
Taking his lead from the tiger that went all cartel on the Mexican circus worker earlier this week, an exceptionally large Komodo dragon attacked two wildlife park workers inside their office at Komodo National Park.
The beauty of this however is not in the fact that the giant reptile entered the office rather that one of the ranger’s he bit into was attacked by a different Komodo dragon back in 2009.
Yes my little unidentified Indonesian friend, God hates you.
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Anybody that has had Geico has been bit by a lizard.
I had a branch fall on the back windshield of my car five days ago………Progressive wants to send me to a body shop to make sure the is nothing wrong with the frame. I told them there is no need for that.They insist. I need to leave my car at the shop for them to go over it. I told them that I cant do that since i use the car all day long. I’m having the fucking thing fixed on my own. Fuck Floe
shes a cunt. never liked her.
Honkey Dong 02/06/2013 23:49
I think we should begin the new era of WWTDD by banning commenters who cross some unseen line!
Wait… what?
Oh, we’ve already been there, done that.
My bad!
that guy sounds like a queer. he ought to have his ass beat.
Who gave the Komodo dragon the combination..?
Rokan….
….what is the meaning of this photo…??
http://fotojum.com/wp-content/gallery/1awkward-wedding/awkward-wedding-photos-0011.jpg
Honkey Dong is Admas, right?
That fucker spurned my advances
He’s dead to me now.
Hi, what did I miss?
nothing. gildorg is still a drunk. peeper is till ill tempered.mikey is still retarded and i need a piece of ass.
this one will do
http://www.pulsarmedia.eu/data/media/388/Tori_Black_4000X2500_Wallpaper.jpg
I’m getting some ass tonight when I get home.
Its been 10 days. My balls are banging on my knees right now
Sounds about right . . .
What time does Pepper get off work at the glory hole?
I need him to run and get me a sandwich
3:30
. . . but I think he has guitar lessons at 4:00 on Thursdays
He will definitely be strumming something….
Observer,
I was propositioned by an Italian hooker last night in the bar.
How much should I tip her for a Turbo-pump with a Cherry on Top?
The going rate historically has been one plate of lasagna and a canoli…
There, that feels better
I’m confused.
Where is Fake Fat Old Elvis?
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