Fat Nancy Talks Crap
I’m not sure who the hell this fat Nancy is but he sure loves talking about taking a crap.
Way too much in fact.
I discovered this fecal freak video when I happened upon my houseboy and apparent lover of turds Manuel watching it in the living room. He sat fascinated by this man’s tales of tail and begged me to join him in watching. I obliged for a second but soon found the host’s Nancy love for all things brown just too God dammed disturbing to watch.
See how long you can make it listening to his stool rant.
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Nothing a lemon juice enema can’t cure.
He seems to really care.
I’d like to hear about some worms . . .
this reminds me of something i need to do today after a good bit of drinking and taco bell last night.
and can someone solve this query for me?
what the fuck is it with me and bartenders/waitresses? i scored another number from a cute bartender at a local watering hole. ill give her the business, sure. but why is it bartenders and waitresses?
easy targets? fathers didnt love them enough?
He seems to know his shit…..
Harley,
Pepper says you have a certain “animal magnetism.” I don’t see it, but Pepper used to be a bouncer, so maybe you have to work in a bar to be attracted to you.
Mind if I do a J?
Way to go Harley.
I was out with a buddy at a local close to my house and he apparently banged the Bartender back in HS out in public in the back of her car.
She was pretty decent looking and had some decent tits on her…
Still, the whole banging in public thing is kind of turn-off for myself…
fuck it. ill bang a whore with a whole fucking audience.
but im just fucked up and depraved like that
Did Harley say he banged her in public?
Gildorg, did you get to chow Evil Red’s box for New Years?
no i havent yet but eventually i will give her the business end of my community property
Rokan, yes I’ll help you pull a train on Pepper. Let me go get my softball bat.
Pepper, the construction business is and has been in the toilet for years. I couldn’t sit around and wait for work anymore. So, now I am an electrician for the railroad. Every day I look east at Rokan’s building and wonder if he is flogging his secretary or looking for his Greek yogurt.
Nutt,
Glad you are working again. I am in the office most of this month, except for the last week when I am in LA for a few days.
Hitch a ride downtown and I’ll buy you a beer and show you the birthmark on my ass that Pepper says looks like a the Blessed Virgin of Guadeloupe.
True story
Pepper is out of is fucking mind.
In the right lighting, it looks a little bit like Elvis . . . on a good day
My Nutts…..Just wondering…how do you go from Construction to electrician to running Trains when you are her all day long posting nothing but worthless links…….?
A dedicated fan
Peepers….is your kettle black…..or was it your pot….??
Pepper, I will type slow for you. I am an electrician. Buildings and locomotives have wire and other electrical devices in them. I also haven’t been around much lately. Thanks for noticing.
Rokan, I will take you up on that beer. I will need a few before we move to birthmarks. I now work near Chicago and could be downtown within 20 minutes or so. I will save the 50 bucks to park downtown and give you a call. I get off of work at three pm.
I thought you were in construction…. Or was it accounting?
No, Rokan…
She is doing the happily engaged thing nowadays…
They are supposed to get married in June now…
In any case, I just don’t care anymore.
Mr. Nutt, I thought you might appreciate this one…
So my Ex has been busy in my absence… She filed paperwork and apparently we had a court date that I was never informed of. She got a judgement against me for back “Spousal Support”. Granted she makes more than I do, but what the hell. My other boss put me in contact with a lawyer friend of his who helped me file some paperwork. Granted, he is only doing it as a favor for my boss so he honestly doesn’t give two shits about actually helping me any…
So she got a judgement of $15,000 against me which I get to start making payments on this month. The lawyer says he will file some more papers to see if he can get the amount reduced since she makes more than I do…
Man… life is just so wonderful at times!
Thank God I have some spare change for some rotgut!
Cheers!
Gildorg…..do you have kids in this mix???
How the hell does a working spouse get “spousal support” in this day and age…???
that cunt is no good.
Gildork… I feel your pain….
Thanks Pepper…
I am kinda surprised I am still awake…
Man, this cheap stuff doesn’t work as well as one would expect…
I hope I wake up completely destroyed in the morning…
It would be great to be able to call in dead…
Gildork… It too d
Shall pass……… You can’t get drunk when dead
Gildorg, the law and women are evil. I also feel your pain.
You guys should let your brothers fuck your exes.
That seems to keep them out of your pockets.
The brothers…??
didnt that happen on rescue me?
johnny was fucking janet before he got shot right?
We need to clarify some issues here because it appears that Preeper’s records are disorganized….
Rokan – lives in North Carolina – sweeps up in a Kinkos….
Gildorg – lives in Japan – sells “Trublood”
Mr. Nutt – lives in Alaska – famous accountant – sells nudies links
Observer – lives on a dairy farm in Vermont – famous cook, invented Mac & Cheese –
Pepper – lives in Chicago – DOESN’T like Fucking – sells bicycle seats (used)
Harley Davidson – lives in Manhattan – interior decorator (paints vaginas)
Gayne – Texan – nuff said
Mini-Mosh – lives in Mexico – sells harvested organs
SomeoneluvsU – lives in Florida – runs the Tri-Lateral Commision…
Mikey The Retard – lives in China – Nuclear Physicist – likes Brown Rice
Mr. Poop – lives in Brazil – kills chickens…by choking
Dr. Poop – Lives in Kansas – Runs cattle farm and sells manure
Tuco The Ugly – lives in Parisian suburbs – famous book critic and philosphe…
….please add any necessary updates….
That made me laugh so hard I wet myself
Gildorg,
Where are you supposed to get $15,000?
If my figures are correct, you make slightly less money than Mikey does for letting Pepper molest him.
Gildorg……
…watch out if Pepper makes makes an offer to chip in 14 bucks….
I don’t know Obs.
Pepper seems to pay pretty well to take picture of you pooping on a glass coffee table.
. . . at least that’s what I heard in the restroom at JFK.
Rokan….
…good memory….but I drank my way through that 9.37 (Canadian) in 17 weeks….
drop a deuce and get paid for it? where do i sign up?
i can add that to donating sperm and blood.
god damn government dipping into my money even more now.
next thing you know theyre going to want my AR-15, my shot gun and my .45
Harley,
I think Gildorg’s sperm-bank/barbershop pays $10.00 Canadian plus orange juice and cookies.