Circus Trainer Gets Eaten By Tiger In Front Of An Audience Of Kids – It Really Is The Greatest Show On Earth

DUMAS!!!!!

I don’t blame the Tiger…he was a bad dancer…

did he tuch its karphol?

Reminds me of my ex wife . . .

Your wife was a man eater?
I like her!!!

animals should be shot, mounted and shown off as trophies.

just like women

I’m not surprised the kids were screaming………..kids get pissed when everyone doesn’t get a turn to feed the animals…..

I kinda agree with Roky… I did marry the Devil’s sister, so perhaps I shouldn’t have been surprised at the outcome.

Granted, I am happily tossed right now. Had to go in for a two hour long BS meeting that really didn’t communicate anything but did inform me that all the new hires will be getting paid more than me… I have been there for almost two years, but I was so pleased to hear that new hires who haven’t earned their spurs (granted only those of you who know history will appreciate that comment) will be making more money… I almost want to ask to be fired and rehired so I can make more money.

My buddy is doing the “Three S’s”. Granted if you were not military you more than likely do not get the meaning… “Shit, Shower, Shave”. Rokan, this does not mean shitting in the shower!

We are supposed to go get our high-n-tights today at the barber shop. Possibly do lunch… Who knows…?

Right now I am half a fifth into it!

Cheers, Gentlemen!

so i think im getting set up this weekend by a friend of mine.

this is not necessarily a bad thing. my friend is a mutual friend of me and this female in question. she dropped the hint that hey we should take her out for a drink. she was pretty adamant. and made a few remarks like oh you two would look so cute together.

so im figuring “fuck me. what the hell. i could use a piece of drunken ass.”

shes about 5’10 blue eyed blonde with a nice pair of store boughts that just back from serving overseas. that tells me two things.

if she didnt get any while she was over there, shes down for some hog.

if her friend is setting her up, shes down for some hog.

results in five days. youll be the first to hear it. fuck me. i have to get back to work. but first im going to reach into my file cabinet, down a shot or three of jack daniels, shut off the jesse jane clip, and pull up my pants.

peace bitches.

Okay Pepper…

You are such a dick… I honestly don’t know why I bother to reply to your quite rude posts…

In any case, I finally followed your last nasty post and put a post mentioning this place on the old place and I expressed my hope that the old place could regain it’s former status. I don’t care if you don’t like it… it seems appropriate at the time!

Cheers! (Even to you, Pepper!)

Goddamn it Harley!

I am so jealous of you right now!

May you have all the meaningless sex you can have my friend!

Cheers!

Okay… So my comment mentioning this site as already been deleted…

What the fuck…

Kind of makes you wonder?

Gildorg…..go to Twitter and simply ask “What the fuck”…?

Did Gildorg say that his salad was tossed?

Harley, are you implying that you are prepping for a 3-way?

mr girldog hav yoo ever tuched a gerls pener?

Mikey,

I think he has . . . but its been awhile.

“I wish to apologize for anything that I might have said that offended the overlords of this site.”

Gildork you fucking PUSSY…
What the fuck are you saying sorry about?
You fucking kiss ass…go back and plug PAPA again……

I think he was being sarcastic, Pepper.

Its hard to believe those Durden fucktards are watching every post with such interest.

When do they find time to butt-fuck each other?

who was being sarcastic?Brenda or Gildork……he posted and they deleted his comment…now go back and post again….I would but all my puppets have a string around their necks

i kan see my too-ha

Pepper,

I think those are tampons.

Papa has treated us better then any other asshole. Sure he doesn’t post as often..but he did go out of his way to give us a roof over our heads………I heard he gave you a can of crisco….

Someone go to Twater and ask that fag why he banned us?

I should of been a general in the German army…

Pepper,

Agreed. All Gayne has asked us to do was buy his sponsor’s shit, but all my money is tied up trying to hire a midget to pee on Gildorg for his birthday.

I don’t have a twitter account.

I don’t even own a television.

Sorry Gayner…we are rather poor for such expensive items….
I can’t even get 10 dollars for a hand job anymore…..I’m lucky if I get 1 dollar

Pepper,

How much do you charge for a Pogo-Pump with an Underground Hammer?

I am getting ready to sell some Hummels on Craigslist, and I may give you a call if I can get a good price for them.

mr peeper payd me 1 adn 3 dollers to eet a weener wif my shoos off

One reason to have a Twitter account…

https://twitter.com/RateMySelfShot

To be honest…I can’t figure out how to use the fucking thing….and the second thing…why would I want to follow anyone?

You could always buy hummers on Craigslist.

Its in the men seeking men section.

That’s how I met Pepper.

iam folowgn twinkie adn hur wreckdum is twitchign

Craigslist….what a fucking shit hole…I used it once…..once!
I listed my old car there…I got two things…Junk Mail and scams….
Listed the car on Ebay and it sold with in 8 days

How much is a used Boxter worth these days?

Rokan…you may be a bigger pussy then Gildork….you have two three puppets alive over at Tyler?
Go and fucking tell all those assholes about Papa’s place

I have no puppets at tyler. All of them were assassinated but Beppo and Mikey.

I haven’t even been over to look at the site for about 6 weeks.

Also, he banned all my IPs at work and home. He knows my Hot-spot IP, and kills my puppet if I login.

Who do you see over there that you think is me?

I know I saw a new Mike Hunt, but that not me.

go now and get Pottz

I just told you, I can’t login. My IPs are blocked. Even if I could use Mikey or Beppo, he doesn’t know them.

Let me try

Nope,

I’m blocked.

who cares if he doesn’t know them….just tell him we are in this bunker

I just tried and he has my Hot-spot blocked. I have been shut out for months

mr durbin kan lik my krakhol

I say…feed the fucker to the Tiger

Why are we even talking about Tyler? Send an e-mail to Buzz and complain about him. Expedite his removal.

Nutt,

I haven’t had any pussy for about 10 days due to travel.

Is it still as nice as I remember?

Other than Harley, I’m not sure anyone else here is getting laid

if i flold up in grams rokign chare i kan tuch my pener to mi krakhol

Ok . . .

I guess that counts

My wife is has horny as I am. Why do you think I got married again? One out of a thousand. I haven’t met a woman like that since my Jr high sweetheart. I thought of chaining her up in my crawl space but I hate spiders.

Turds….New up