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And Jesus Wept
What in the name of God is going on? I was just sent this movie trailer, and seeing the word “bra” in the title of Behind the Candelabra, was looking forward to seeing some real man-type entertainment. Instead I was...
Nancy Fails To Harpoon Orca
Brian MacGowan from Newport Beach, California was fishing in the Sea of Cortez, in Baja California’s East Cape region with a curious orca appeared just behind his boat. He shared this pic with Pisces Sportfishing genera...
Circus Trainer Gets Eaten By Tiger In Front Of An Audience Of Kids – It Really Is The Greatest Show On Earth
Deciding that he had had enough of “…this chair and whip crap” and adult Bengal tiger turned the table on his trainer by ripping half his throat out. Alexander Crispin, 35, was dancing about like a Nancy in front of two t...
Penelope Cruz Sings Well In Lingerie
My kitchen help and lady of poor skills Selena Guadalupe showed me the above video of Penelope Cruz. While I rather enjoyed its artistic merits, Selena didn’t care for it. “I no’a like dat skinny Spaniard. She’a too...
I Hope The Wolves Eat His Face Off
Yes, that title is a little harsh but then I hate stupidity. I would love for nature to wipe it out in all its forms. And eating a stupid man’s face off is as good a way as any. The idiot in these photos is Werner Freund. ...
Reporter Getting Hurt Stomping Grapes Still Funny
It’s still funny because she gets hurt Then she cries. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
Russian Man Dies Like A Nancy Hamster
A retard of a dad was killed when he went over a cliff in an inflatable ball. As his children watched. Twenty seven year old Denis Burakov thought it would be fun to Zorb …What the hell’s a zorb? A large plastic ball folk...
Freckles Is Not The Name Of One Of My Six-Toed Cats. It’s The Name Of Pure Sexiness.
When not torturing me with his drill and kill exercise sessions my personal trainer Strømme can be found online looking for ideas for future drill and kill exercise sessions. At least that’s what he says he’s doing onlin...