Not a Nancy
Sean Payne Is Not A Nancy, Got So Drunk Cops Had To Hold Him Up For Mugshot
You have to hand it to a man on a mission. Especially if that mission is getting so trashed you can’t sit for a mug shot. Humble – basically Houston – police found Sean trashed outside Shamrocks’ Pub late Thursday night...
Paul Wood Is Not A Nancy, Played Rugby For More Than A Half An Hour After His Testicle Was Ruptured
Good God man! Does every story in the news today have to do with someone’s balls getting ripped off? Warrington rugby player Paul Wood had his testicle removed after rupturing it in a game last week. The Brit’s ball flatt...
Sgt. Jeff Phillips Is Not A Nancy
When Des Moines homeowner Jim Eagen called to say that there was a dammed mountain lion in his backyard the 911 dispatched didn’t believe him. Once the Nancy sitting at the switchboard realized Jim wasn’t screwing around ...
Theodore Wright And Raymond Fosdick Are Not Nancies
Theodore Wright and Raymond Fosdick are a couple of rough and tumble, quick thinking, cool as a cucumber real men. When the twin-engine plane Theodore was piloting from Baytown, Texas to Sarasota, Florida caught fire Teddy ca...
Unidentified Australian Boy Not A Nancy, Might Be Retarded, But Not A Nancy
An unidentified Australian teenage boy proved his mettle last week by surviving being bit by an inland taipan, a snake widely considered to be the most dangerous venomous snake in the world. Just one drop from this serpent ca...
Jackson Landers Is Not A Nancy
Jackson Landers is a writer for Slate magazine and the author of two books: The Beginners Guide to Hunting Deer for Food and Eating Aliens. It’s the latter that brought Jackson and his non-Nancy ways to my attention. The ...
Brennan O’Shea Is Not A Nancy
Brennan O’Shea (on the right) is the owner / operator of Firearms 4 Less, an arms company that specializes in custom AR lowers and uppers and modifies AR weaponry into the dreams of gun porn lovers everywhere. Firearms ...
Frank Stallone Is Not A Nancy
Despite his chosen Nancy professions of singing and acting, Frank Stallone is not a one. Why? Because Frank is an avid gun collector and mafia aficionado as well as ladies man and stout drinker. This past week Frank tol...
Brian Lockwood Is Not A Nancy, Deep Sea Fishes From A Jet Ski 60 Miles From Shore
When gas prices kept Brian Lockwood from heading to sea in his Grady White center console as often as he liked he took to the deep blue upon a personal watercraft. Jet Ski Brian, as he’s known, regularly heads out as far as...
This Video Of Jofie Lamprecht Shooting A 15 Foot Crocodile Proves He’s Not A Nancy
My good friend Jofie Lamprecht is a Professional Hunter in Namimbia, South Africa, Zimbabwe, and a whole mess of other African countries that still cater to the desires of a man with a rifle. He owns Jofie Lamprecht Safaris w...