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Nancy Male Model Rips Off His Nancy Lover’s Balls To Wear As Jewelry
A Portuguese Nancy by the name of Renato Seabra admitted to New York City police that he killed his gay lover in a fit of rage but insists that he only ripped the dead man’s testicles off because they have magical powers. Thi...
Lark Voorhies Is Bat Shit Crazy Half The Time, Bat Shit Sane The Rest
My kitchen lady and all around consumer of fallen teen stars Selena Guadalupe informs me that Lark Voorhies is criminally insane – at least by my definition. Lark used to be on some teen show that portrayed a blonde WAS...
Nancy Gas Station Owner Needs To grow A Pair, Get A Gun
A hardworking Beirut Detroit gas station who wishes to remain anonymous because he’s a Nancy has made the news for allowing his business to be taken over by a gang of punk kids. The owner tells Mogadishu Detroit’s WJBK th...
Retard Craps Himself, Breaks Ribs After Intentionally Racking Himself Jumping Off Roof And Onto Wooden Plank
A retard by the name of Horse who makes his living by having people kick, hit, or throw things at his man tackle broke several ribs and crapped himself while attempting his latest stunt. That stunt involved Horse jumping from...
Retard Beats His Girlfriend Her Dog
Retard Michael Wayne Jones was charged with strangulation, domestic battery and animal abuse last Thursday after beating his girlfriend with her pet dog. The Florida man was apparently upset when he caught either his girlfrie...
Retard Jumps Into Bronx Zoo Tiger Enclosure, Is Mauled By Tiger, Unfortunately Lives
In a move that inconvenienced the staff of and visitors to the Bronx Zoo and a tiger named Bashuta, retard extraordinaire David Villalobos jumped off the zoo’s monorail and into the tiger enclosure. After being rescued from...
Turkish Nancy gets It On With A Duck, Florida Cracker Nancy Gets It On With A Donkey, Whole World Going Down The Toilet
A man in Turkey has accused his son-in-law of raping a duck. The father-in-law said he found “feathers and blood” in a bed with the duck and the duck unable to walk. The father-in-law explained to Turkey’s versi...
1/3 Of Great Britain Men Are So Fat They Can’t See Their Own Man Tackle So Says Test Conducted By A Bunch Of Nancies
A bunch of Nancy doctors in Merry Ol’ England went around asking fat guys if they could see their own penis when naked. These sissies found that 33% of the 1,000 35 to 60-year-olds they interviewed couldn’t as their gut s...
It’s A Fact: God Hates Mississippi
After sending the backward state of Mississippi a hurricane right up their keester Deliverance style, the Good Lord saw fit to deposit some 20,000 dead nutria rats on the beach. Nutria are an invasive beaver-sized, orange-too...
Schwarzenegger’s New Monster Unimog Squashes Nancies And Bunny Huggers Dead
Real man Arnold Swart-en-neggar flipped off the tree and bunny hugging environmentalist whack jobs and the poor last week by purchasing a $250,000 Mercedes-Benz Unimog U1300. The Unimog is world renowned for its use as a mili...