Man Stuff
Skyfall’s Bérénice Marlohe, Lauren Goodger, Thanksgiving, and Galapagos Iguana Kicking
Thanksgiving. A day of hedonistic gluttony and excessive alcohol consumption created by that wheelchair bound socialist FDR, turkey farmers, and the greeting card industry in an attempt bring families together and make a buck o...
Fake Russian, Ginta Lapina, Eels, And Blake Lively
I’ve got a dog fight engagement to go watch this afternoon so let’s get to it. Blake Lively came by this morning asking about the chances of her being a Miss Foyer. The fact that she starts off her day with a large screwd...
Cat Man Suicide, Nancies Kill Possum Drop, Farrah Fawcett, Slow Hand, And Gisele Bundchen
My good friend Matt Graham of Hunt Australia sent me a link to his bangteng article published over at DSC Daily. For those of you that don’t know, a bangteng is a species of wild cattle indigenous to Asia. The species is ...
Tamara Ecclestone, Beating A Maid With An Extension Cord, David Petraeus, John McAfee, And Penelope Cruz
There’s a lot to comment on today so let’s get to it. Tamara Ecclestone was nice enough to send us a few pics. I’m not who she is or why she sent us pictures of herself in undergarments but in the big scheme of things I s...
Truck With 500 Cats Stopped En Route To Slaughter For Chinese Restaurants, Unfortunately None Of The Felines Were Mine
It was the meowing that tipped the guards off. Incessant, ear-deafening vocalizations of “meow meow meow.” When police asked the driver of a large truck stopped at a checkpoint in the city of Xuzhou in eastern China what he...
Elmo’s A Nancy
Shocking. Absolutely shocking. It’s been revealed that a man with an effeminate nature and partial lisp who makes his living with his hand up a puppet’s ass is a Nancy. This bit of info came to light when a 23-year-old man ...
Vets Vs Vets, Michelle Keegan, And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
It’s Veteran’s Day back in the States so in honor of all those that have served I’ll keep today’s “post” short. Our dear friend of three names Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has started modelling something my manservant ...
My Outdoor Shower Is Working Again
My outdoor shower is working again. Just thought y’all should know. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
Ray Killing Fishermen, Alex Vega, Tough Old Men, Russians Shooting Pumpkins, Aryan Arnold, And Offensive Indian Lingerie
Karlie Kloss wore a headdress at the Victoria Secret Half Naked Show earlier this week, a move that apparently irked some Indians Native Americans. How many of those people are left? Didn’t we give them all Polio or somethi...
Cameron Diaz, Laetitia Casta, Candice Swanepoel, And Non-Nancy Marc Riglos
Let’s get to it. I’ve got things to do. And by things I mean cigars, alcohol, writing, and meat eating. Cuban cutie Cameron Diaz recently told Elle magazine that pork scratchings are her favorite treat before adding that sh...