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Sam Jackson And Anne Hathaway Sure Cuss Alot
I’m not sure what the hell any of this is about or why that gal has such short boy hair. And I don’t care. If you need me. I’ll be shooting clays in the backyard. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on ...
Dames In Camo
Deer season is upon us and as such many a dame has sent us her picture in camo. The picture’s aren’t in camo mind you, the dames are. Worship the code. Like Hemingway’s Foyer on Facebook
Bar Refaeli Has Me Write A Story Of Adventure About Her Lingerie
I’m a sucker for a good-looking dame. Israeli model Bar Refaeli knows this and she’s milking it for all it’s worth. She asked me to write a “story based stream of conciseness” to go along with her new lingerie promoti...
Freckles Is Not The Name Of One Of My Six-Toed Cats. It’s The Name Of Pure Sexiness.
When not torturing me with his drill and kill exercise sessions my personal trainer Strømme can be found online looking for ideas for future drill and kill exercise sessions. At least that’s what he says he’s doing onlin...
I Now Like Tennis
This was so popular we decided to re-post as a cure for the weened doldrums. I’m not sure who Bar Refaeli is nor do I know why her parents saddled her with the moniker of “Bar.” Maybe they were Hippies. That group tends...
Bar Refaeli Wears Underwear While Fishing. I’m Ok With That.
Bar Refaeli is an Israeli model that has some strange misconceptions about what one wears on a fishing excursion. She seems to think that it’s appropriate to wear undergarments and high heels to…Well…you know…Maybe sh...
Blake Lively Doesn’t Have A Gun
My houseboy and slacker extraordinaire Manuel told me Blake Lively was in some movie where she shoots a bunch of Mexicans or something. She doesn’t have a gun that I can see. Why must you lie to get me to look at things M...
Mallika Sherawat Is July’s Miss Foyer – Enjoy The Gallery
For being a woman of generous curves, Because she is Indian and we run on a quota system, And because we would all love to play punch the chipmunk with her we hereby crown Mallika Sherawat July’s Miss Foyer. Please call us to...
Mallika Sherawet’s Indian Peaks Are Lovely, Inviting, Borderline Kelly Brook Size
That sweet gal Mallika Sherawet sent us a new pic in which her prime Indian real estate is pushed to Himalayan heights. Yes, she’s a gal that knows how to dress. She accentuates what Ganesha gave her in a tasteful yet com...
Miranda Kerr Writhes Around In Her Underwear Like A Cat In Heat Begging To Be The New Miss Foyer
Sexy foreigner and suck up Miranda Kerr sent us a video of herself rolling around in bed like a cat in heat. And that’s no exaggeration. The woman is in the mood to have someone canoe her mucus valley. I’m not saying I ...