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Ball-Ball’s DVD Reviews
We’re staring something new this week. The man that runs this “Internet” thing tells me we can make money reviewing DVDs. I fail to see how this is possible but he promises me that it can be done if our readers buy the DV...
Good To See Hollywood Returning To Its Racist Ways
During the Golden Age of Westerns, Hollywood hired White actors to play Indians. Sure, they’d hire a Lebanese guy every once and a while, but for the most part Whites played the savage red man in cinema. This All-American...
James Bond Is Not A Nancy, Shoots A 500 Double Rifle In Skyfall
Our friend’s over at Bond Lifestyle are reporting that real man James Bond will use an Anderson Wheeler 500 Nitro Express Double Rifle in Skyfall, which is what my barman Uday Uzziah Jehoshaphat tells me is the next James Bon...
Asians Jumping Around Makes Me Nervous, I’m Ok With Them Shooting One Another Though – Video
Asians jumping around makes me nervous. That’s why I don’t go to CostCo, Chinese buffets, or martial arts movies. I made an exception to the latter however when I caught sight of what my manservant and nimrod Manuel and...
Most African Officials Are Corrupt. No. You Don’t Say.
The Ambassador is a fake documentary – or real documentary depending on what review you read – in which Danish journalist Mads Brügger goes undercover as a European Ambassador in Bangui, Africa to…Well, to steal money. ...
Kathryn Bigelow Used To Be Married To An Avatar Or Something, Made A Film About Killing Bin Laden
Kathryn Bigelow is my trainer Strømme’s favorite director. I’m not sure why. I can’t understand most of what Strømme says. It’s that damn Scanavavian, Danish, whatever accent of his. Based on what he told me t...
Bond Is Not A Nancy
The trailer for the new Bond is out. Take notes while you watch because Bond sure as hell ain’t no Nancy. That sissy with the bleached blonde hair, yeah. But not Bond. Worship the code.
Funny Video For Nancies, Made By Nancies
Normally I abhor Public Safety Announcement videos as they teach stupid people how to avoid death thus removing them from the gene pool, but I will say that I like this PSA quite a bit. Mainly because it’s so damn awful. ...
Lind See Has A Lovely Bust Line
My houseboy and all around avoider of things requiring skills Manuel tells me that Lindsay Lohan is an actress with a troubled past. Seems as though she was a child star or Mean Girl of some kind. I’m not sure what the la...
Daniel Craig Has A Good Attitude
I don’t watch a lot of movies but I did catch Casino Royale with Daniel Craig a few years back. I liked Daniel’s attitude in the film. He had no problem killing folks, having meaningless sex with someone else’s wife, or t...