Penelope Cruz Sings Well In Lingerie
My kitchen help and lady of poor skills Selena Guadalupe showed me the above video of Penelope Cruz. While I rather enjoyed its artistic merits, Selena didn’t care for it.
“I no’a like dat skinny Spaniard. She’a too skinny.”
After stating her peace, Selena left my presence to consume a half gallon of chocolate ice cream while watching “Da Biggest’a Looser-er.”