Penelope Cruz Sings Well In Lingerie
My kitchen help and lady of poor skills Selena Guadalupe showed me the above video of Penelope Cruz. While I rather enjoyed its artistic merits, Selena didn’t care for it.
“I no’a like dat skinny Spaniard. She’a too skinny.”
After stating her peace, Selena left my presence to consume a half gallon of chocolate ice cream while watching “Da Biggest’a Looser-er.”
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Rokan, would Harley fight better/harder if he had worms?
i dont think they would let fight if if did. but what the hell dude… ill try anything once…
except homosexuality, snowballing, and marriage
I can’t understand a fucking word she’s saying.
Is that Klingon?
definitely not klingon. i can speak that shit and its not klingon.
thats actually the language of the poor, unemployed, unwashed masses.
That is an excellent question!
I am over at a friend’s house, using his computer.
I spent the morning baby-sitting Evil-Red’s kids and am now with my buddy planning on getting very, very, very drunk…
I am only three shots into it, but my stomach is not feeling cooperative. It might be the half of a half-gallon of 90 proof I consumed last night.
Damn you Harley! You tried to raise the bar on me, so I have to redeem myself and make sure I maintain the top drunk spot!
Cheers, Gentlemen!
i put in another challenge last night gil. right now i feel like killing myself after all that whiskey
i had a bad day yesterday. im not going to sit here like a nancy and get all into it but lets just say an ex resurfaced for what i believe is the sole purpose of tormenting the portion of my soul i havent sold.
this was after a workout that pissed me off because i was stuck with a bunh of brainless rookies last night that dont know an armbar from a kneebar.
work sucked too. needless to say, i needed to get good and drunk last night. after all, that is why god invented booze right?
and no bullshitting after i posted this message, shit did a total 180 with this broad. wtf.
i had some whiskey as a result
it was good
No,
Its hard to apply a proper arm-bar with an itchy asshole.
Good point.
they have creams for that.
Gildorg,
What do you charge for baby-sitting?
I have a food baby I’d like you to look after
one fifth minimum. any sane human being has to drink at least that much to put up with someones rotten ass kids
Leave Gildorg alone.
I just wonder how you fit the babysitting in with your busy schedule.
What time does she have you cleaning her oven for her?
Good point.
Gildorg, when you wash her car for her, does she supply the soap and water, or do you have to bring your own?
Good point.
Gildorg, did you tell her ass, grass or booze. Gildorg doesn’t babysit for free? When I was young, it was about the third or fourth time I baby sat for someone that it was explained to me that you actually don’t sit on the baby.
i have a friend of mine. hes a fat fuck. i mean like 350. at least he works otherwise i might hate this guy.
point is, this fat bastard and i have watched a friends kids once or twice. the one is a barely year old baby. he said to me once that she would fit on a plate. fatty mcfattfatt then proceeded to test this out and put the baby on a plate. he was right. then i told this overly large rotund cunt that just because she fit on a plate does not mean she is meant to be consumed.
then he went to taco bell
Harley,
How did his fingers smell?
i dont know but im guessing an amalgamation of hot sauce, burnt motor oil and general stank
Crikey I love this chick……
…the translation of the lyrics is: “I would fuck and suck Rokan six ways to Sunday….and he me….”
I have no idea what Penelope is singing…..
women dont need to be understood.
hell i cant understand any of them when my dick is in their mouth.
I’d like to smell her cotton panel
I have to say…..I have TWO kids…..and I can’t stand watching ANYONE’s kids…..my own included….unless I have access to a cattle-prod…
Observer,
Do all kids like mac and cheese?
I haven’t poisoned all kids yet…….though I haven’t met a kid yet who won’t eat it….
….my eleven year old just learned to “like” frozen pizza last summer/early fall……the five year old now eats Ramen……..
..so I expect a medal from Michelle Obama any day now….
Follow-up question, Does Mr’s O remark that your semen tastes like cheddar?
. . . How about Pepper?
Mr.s O most likely thinks my semen tastes like champagne, margaritas or chocolate……
…because I only get blown at New Years, Valentine’s Day and Cinco De Mayo…..
Her pussy tastes like “I’ll catch you next time honey, I’m sleepy now”…..
We both like pepper…….in small amounts….
Observer,
Can you get a “Ambien” contact buzz from her clam juice?
Not sure….I’ll try on St. Patrick’s Day….
Observer,
What’s it like to be in love?
Ask Pepper, Rokan, Zombie and CB007……..
http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/06/seriously-what-the-hell-3/?cp=2#comments
who the fuck goes back to old posts?
oooppsss…never mind..
Thank God this day is almost over.
What happened….?
…and when are you going for training on trains…….??
…are they flying you there..?
Observer,
I think they give him one of those hand carts and a thermos full of coffee.
Did you catch Hilary Muff over at Jihad…?
Nice one Rokan.
How is Dirty Dirt Mcgirk doing…??
Observer, thanks for asking. My car is fucked up. 2500 American to fix. I’m going to throw a can of stop leak in it and trade it in.
I am going to KC on the 11th. I am not mobile electronically so I will see if they have a computer at the hotel I can use. They are flying me there. I asked why I wasn’t taking a train since that is the business I’m in but I never really got an answer. I wanted to drive and I will next time because I hate flying but my boss talked me out of it for this trip.
He sounds like a nice guy.
Does he have a strong grip?
No. He is old and ready to retire.
Nutt,
Maybe Pepper can loan you his bicycle.
He took the seat off. He said that’s more comfortable that way
Does it work anything like this?
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153051/flexi-grips
I am just happy to be home!
Two days of non-stop drinking and partying is kind of rough…
I am glad to be taking the night off and relaxing getting ready for another shitty work week!
I am glad you all had your usual fun with my mis-adventures!
Harley, it is absolutely amazing how certain exs just push you right over the edge!
Found Guildork and evil red…..
http://video.xnxx.com/video3407329/huge_lady_takes_it_from_behind_in_the_public_restroom
No wonder he drinks…
He’s a lucky guy……
…what are they saying…..is that a New York accent…??
..or is it Canadian…?
This is why I want an AR-15 with a 30 round magazine. Where are the police?
Mr. Nutt…..
….this was 2005?? …….What were they all running around for…??
The Clan had a rally just before this. Apparently blacks don’t like freedom of speech. The Clan does those rallies just for this reason. If the blacks just ignored them, they wouldn’t have those rallies anymore. Every time I see something I don’t like, I usually riot and loot too. If you give me a list, I can pick up a few items for you. When the Clan has a rally, the merchants must pay. (Al Sharpton)
I wonder if the spooks PAY the Klan to plan rallies…..so they’ll have an excuse to riot and then commit insurance fraud…..
You are always thinking Obs. Every possible angle is covered.
I hate and mistrust many many many people……
Way back when……(during the Carter Administration)…… I was acquainted with a famous Boston arsonist ………..one day she showed up on our doorstep with a Boston Cop ……and her plan was to steal our dog…….
My mother showed the cop the dog’s purebred “papers”………and they left…..now that I’m older………I would have immediately called the local police station and asked if the cop was on duty………then I would have made a citizen’s arrest of this fucking bitch for filing a false police report…….and filed a complaint with The City of Boston aboout “the oficer’s” off duty activities……
It would have gone no where…..but it would have stirred up a shitload of shit….
All people are scum……except for you guys, of course….
Why did I NEVER have teachers like this?
I would have paid a lot more attention …..
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/31/freecrunkbear-carly-mckin_n_2586352.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
i would fuck that whore so far beyond retarded mikey would seem smarter than carl sagan, steven hawking and commander data combined
SomeoneluvsU……..
….I am gratified that her grateful students are supporting her……
SomeoneluvsU……
…she may be a math teacher….but she reminds me of the Latin term “cum”……
…as in “teacher cum camera = lesson plan”
i was thinking i would make her magna cum loudly
or even better…
vagina cum loudly
I’d fuck her….but then again…. I LIKE conjugating……
She’s young, stoned, horny, has a great body and willing to show it…What’s the problem?
I would be the president of this PTA..
I wonder if she’s summa cum loud ?
Depends on how full her mouth is….
Good point.
I fuck,
you fuck,
he/she/it fucks
we fuck,
they fuck.
Hey, I like conjugating too!!!……and fucking