Bar Refaeli Stopped By For Some Beer, To Do Some Yard Work

I’d plow her lower 40 any day….

my dick would hit that vag at warp factor 9.9

I’d like to bend her over a hotdog cart and stuff her full of Kosher weiners

I wonder if she will let you fuck her through a hole in the sheet.

Sounds like Scoutcamp

Actually, I learned about that practice back when Pepper and I used to play Jew and the prison guard

I wonder if that is anything like “Shepherd and the Milkmaid.”

I had a turd that really stretched my asshole today

Back off on the fiber.

Me too.

I at about 3 pounds of pork roast yesterday

Wait… Obs.

Which Post, did you defend on?

I so rarely post on there…

In any case, Thank you.

3 pounds of pork roast? What would Dr. Poop think about that?

Anybody want to volunteer?

http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=4590

“Their website states their programs “use a mixture of interactive activities, lecture, discussion, multimedia, funny stories, and question and answer.”

What, no strap-ons?”

Well then Rokan, we can go show them the mighty power of the amazing penis. Apparently, they have not heard of the penis in all its glory.

Thanks Observer,

Maybe later, you can help me straighten out my Longfellow

Observer, you’re a peach.

Maybe later, you can help me straighten out my . . .

What the fuck!?

He wasn’t talking to you!

Wow,

You’ve really got fucking problems, man.

I just don’t know about that…

Thanks Obs…

I just wasn’t thinking right… Hadn’t drank enough yet.

I am heading to LA for the week. I’ll be in the Red Carpet Club at LAX about 1:30 if anyone wants to stop by and give me a blumpkin.

Gildorg,
How long will it take you to hitch a ride from work?

So, I flew all the way to LA and there was only one comment here?

Time to move on.

Observer, Let me know what name you post under on Jihad.

Sorry, I was at work. Why don’t you look for I hate you while you are out there. He should be easy to spot. He is the guy trying to molest the hot waitress/bartender with small but ample breasts.

Hate’s breasts are both small and ample?

Who knew?

Rokan…..

….I can’t tell you my posting name at Jihad….it is a national secret……I am monitoring the site under an “agreement” with Homo Security…..

…..I mean Homeland…

Rokan….you should sign-up there….you could post occasionally during Pepper’s down-time after Fashion Week….

http://radio.foxnews.com/2013/01/29/boy-scouts-consider-dropping-ban-on-gay-leaders/#.UQhYbKFdc-0

I wonder what the fuck Scoutmaster Bob was, the sadistic fuck!

Observer,

Don’t knock Fashion Week.

Being Bob Mackie’s fluffer is pretty well respected in the circles Pepper runs in.

I use to post at Jihad but I ran out of material. If you go there, you will never guess who Obs is.

You ended that sentence with a preposition, you hack!

Here’s another one, dick-smack

Fuck off!

I thought Obs posted as Brainless Bass.

I think Mikey has an account there.

Either that or its at Filmdrunk. I get the two confused.

Rokan, who are you picking to win the Super Bowl? How is LA? How was your flight? I am going to Kansas City next month. Any suggestions?

Fuck San Francisco!!

I hate Harbaugh since he is from U of M, and I have to root for the Ravens, because I cry every time I see The Blind Side, mostly because Sandra Bullock is such a cunt . . . but that’s beside the point.

Kansas City is where Super B pretended she was having menstrual cramps to avoid have to admit I had the biggest cock she had ever seen, so I never really got out of my hotel room.

My best advice about KC is figure out whether or not you are in Kansas or Missouri, then which ever state your find yourself in, go immediately to the other one.

Funny you should say that because I will be in Missouri for 4 days and Kansas for 2. Apparently that’s where the railroad I work for does all their training. I will be back there a few more times this year.

Super B played the menstrual cramp card? I hate when that happens.

Rokan, I’m going to bed. 4:30 comes too early. it’s only 6:42 where you’re at. I don’t know how you do it.