At The Dallas Safari Club Convention
That Nancy writer Gayne C. Young is at the Dallas Safari Club Convention this week trying to be me. Ya’ know, drinking, smoking, setting up hunts. As he’s the only one that knows how to do this “internet” thing I guess we’re off this week.
Follow Gayne over there at Game Trails. It might be worth checking out.
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Game trails?
Is that the same as the Ramblers in Central Park?
It’s broken
Gayne has a new website…..???
So….what happens to this one…??
Off for a WEEK…???
What is this place………???…….. WWTDD?
I searched the girl above and came up empty. I need more info please.
Gayne is taking a vacation from the holidays. As long as something posts here, I say let him have his well deserved rest. The poor man probably has a paper cut or two from opening all of those gifts.
Never mind.
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http://www.victoriasecretgirls.com/2012/05/behati-prinsloo-nude-behati-prinsloo.html
I don’t get it…. Is Gayner going to spam this place?
I searched the girl above and came up empty. I need more info please.….
…Mr. Nutt…..are you sure you checked every orifice…??
So that is the chick above? Really Mr. Nutt? They kinda look different in the face…
Oh well, she is kinda overrated in my personal opinion. I mean, for the amount of money it would take me to get into her pants, I figure I could afford a better piece of ass…
Just saying…
In any case, good work, Sir!
You know, you have to admit you are a little fucked up…
When you go from listening to, Elvis – Peace in the Valley to listening to the clip from Goodfellas – How Am I Funny…Do I Amuse You?
Thank God for Alcohol and its affects!
Cheers, Gentlemen!
Okay…
I realize I am completely in the bag… But damn it!
I wanted to share the link with the girl I have decided is the next love of my life…
http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac351/Gildorg/tumblr_marssiNDni1rto6y5o1_500_zps2a5426af.jpg
Granted I have a couple more here that I should really work on to see if I am gonna get my dick wet… But this one is hot enough to hold the fantasy position…
I mean, an old friend in the Military once told me there were three different classes of women…
Those that would fuck.
Those that you have fucked and would fuck again.
Those you wouldn’t fuck and wouldn’t touch with a ten foot-pole.
Basically, all women fall into these three categories…
Now, I am going to have a shot or two after imparting this pearl of wisdom!
Cheers!
Okay…
Since I am surprisingly still awake…
I thought I would post this last one before I pass my drunk ass out…
This one is mostly for Harley, though I am sure you all will enjoy it…
http://blowmekissmekillme.tumblr.com/tagged/tori+black
ahhhh the beautiful tori black. she looks like so much fun.
Behati Prinsloo . . . ?
Sounds made up.
Gayne C Young…..I’m so surprised that Carl has not become your friend on FaceBook yet…usually he does not wait one minute…
One last question for Gayne….are you related to Jeff?
Wow….Preppers is great at researching people……does that mean he is Zombie…??
You told me Zombie was Rokan
I thought I told you Rokan was Pepper…???
I tried being Pepper, but I found it difficult to pretend to be that bad in bed.
I tried to be Rokan…but my hands were too short to run all his puppets
Dave’s not here, man.
i felt like being a loser so i got baked and watched that the other night.
oh who am i shitting? im going out tonight to get gildorg’d and struggle through a workout and snowboarding tomorrow.
Dave may not be here….man….but how much does his head way….?
7lbs 16oz.
http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/page/7
Observer,
She can give me the Big “O” anytime
But my heart belongs to Flo..
That’s Progressive Flo….
not Mel’s diner Flo…
Great distinction there SLU. I don’t like grits either.
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Well, Harley… May you achieve your goals!
Ugh, my stomach is still not a 100% and drinking so much last night was not a good idea…
I am supposed to go to a former co-workers surprise birthday dinner but don’t really feel like it.
I am also supposed to go to the stupid company Christmas party tomorrow. Since they give such a shit about it, they didn’t bother to get it scheduled until after the actual holidays…
A bunch of people want me to go since I get people drunk when I drink.. I honestly don’t have the money and very little interest in hanging out with anyone. I have been warned by about six people that if I don’t go, they will come by and drag me out of my house to go…
Sigh… I honestly just don’t feel like spending the money or drinking that much and I am not nearly as much fun as people think I am when I haven’t been drinking…
I don’t know… Maybe I could test the stomach with a few test drinks… Hmmm…
Gildorg……don’t stress your stomach….you know how to put in an IV, correct??
Rokan….
….is this your “young” chick….or the older one…??
…or just one of Peepers many many “alternative” life styles…??
http://www.facebook.com/dj.techsys/posts/523116277720923?comment_id=5872855&ref=notif¬if_t=like
Finally home!
Wasted too much money at the stupid dinner last night…
Still not sure if I am going tonight to the party or not.
I might. Waiting on a phone call to decide if I am going.
Obs, no… No IVs… And your link is broken in the previous post.
FUCK!
I went to the stupid ass party…
I spent way too much money…
I am so fucking broke… It is not even funny…
Wow, that almost sounded like a song…
In any case, I got stuck singing Karoke for the almost the ENTIRE staff of the center. I bought several shots of Jack for the second in command who spit-up half of the second shot in front of the entire management table… Since he works tomorrow… I have a feeling I will be paying for that one… It was pretty fucking hilarious…
I ended up singing several Frank Sinatra tunes and one Louie Prima – I’m a Gigolo.
Overall, it was pretty fun… I wasn’t planning on making a drunken ass out of myself in front of everybody… The director of the center… She bought me a shot… So I guess I am okay…
In any case, I am happily home now and ready to pass the hell out…
I think I deserve a victory shot or two… Cheers, Gentlemen!
I like the sentiment…..but the reality will not be enough…..
http://theclicker.today.com/_news/2013/01/05/16371705-courteney-cox-i-will-show-my-boobs-on-cougar-town?lite
GIldorg,
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So, Observer,
Do you and your wife read us weekly online before or after she makes you take the garbage out?
Mr. Poop……..
….I’m not sure …..but what do you think of the calamities befalling Downton Abby and it’s whore with the Turk killing pooter…??
Rokan…..
….tell Pepperoni I said hello……
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbwd61viZt1rhdyq2o1_1280.jpg
the fuck man? we gotta be afraid to click these links now.
Afraid…??
…sorry….most of my links are NSFW….even if you work in a strip club or a whorehouse……….
….else….why link…?
meh im over it. party on wayne.
Observer,
That guy looked like my brother.
Maybe he got help with my ex.
I like a world-view where people help each other….
You wouldn’t say that if Pepper had ever offered to hold your dick while you took a piss.
I let him do it one time and now he won’t stop asking.
Who’s cunt were you pissing into at the time…….???
I blame Comcast!!
I LIKE fuckin’…..
Rokan….I had no idea your other bother was a nagger…..
That’s a beautiful sentiment.
Hey Gang!
Happy Thursday!
Cheers!
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Pepper, stop nagging Gildorg. I’m trying to watch ND get their asses handed to them.
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Speaking of football, the wife is a little naggy tonight. I might also get my ass handed to me by a crimson tide.
ok, im done…you can stop now
My Nutts…I thought your wife divorced you?
BTW..an ass is an ass….I’ll take it!
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Damn… why can’t i think of these good ideas first?
hhhhmmm I wonder if the Doctress is available to clean toilets???
Pepper,
What are you doing for lunch tomorrow. I got another tinker-toy lodged in my ass.
Pathetic
Nutt,
Do you find Nick Saban attractive?
I lost my lucky penny in the bathtub today.
“Bathtub”That’s funny… I call your ex-wife’s asshole the same thing….
How bout you, Pepper.
When was the last time you dreamed up giving Nick Saban a hummer?
I once stood next to Bill Walton at a hotel urinal.
No you didn’t.
You were afraid to go into the bathroom because you were afraid he was taking a shit.
. . . oh yeah.
Well, who wants to hear Bill Walton taking a shit?
Good point.
What the fuck, Pepper?
Don’t start your shit again with me.
It got really old at the other place and I would like to keep our invite to this place intact!
In any case,
Cheers, Gentlemen!
Speaking pof the old place . . . . Its starting to seem vaguely familar around here.
What day is it?
Crikey!! SomeoneluvsU……..
…..I’d rather clean my toilet with Rokan’s toothbrush than have this hog in my house…..
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