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An open letter to Kara Vandereyk:

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Posted February 22, 2013 by Gayne in Man
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Kara,

It was with much disgust that I read of your being charged with gross lewdness in Las Vegas for having sex with a pit bull in your back yard.  Reports state that you engaged in this act within full view of your neighbors, including children

What kind of message does this send to children?  Following their witnessing of your encounter they now have an extremely jaded view of pit bulls.  They probably believe the animal is for rutting with, rather that fighting.

I hope your selfish actions have not turned them against dog fighting.

Perhaps you could turn them pro-fight by hosting one in your yard soon.

Papa


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159 Comments


  1.  
    Rokan

    I wonder how Michael Vicks feels about this?




  2.  
    Pepper

    Did they give the dog a VD shot afterwards?




  3.  
    Pepper

    Is there a video?
    I would like to take a look…for educational reasons….




  4.  
    Pepper

    Did she take it in the ass?




  5.  
    Gildorg

    Wow…

    I guess Rover got a Bone of his own…

    Sorry that is about all I can come up with. I need to drink.




  6.  
    Mr Nutt

    Great story Gayne. You went right for what we need to live. Well, Pepper anyways. I guess that pussy wasn’t going to fuck itself and the dog stepped up. Mans and woman’s best friend.




  7.  

    Pretty dame like that can only get intimacy from dogs? What is this world coming to?




  8.  
    Mr Nutt

    Pepper was busy at fashion week.




  9.  
    Pepper

    I say she got the pink thing up her asshole




  10.  
    Mr Nutt

    I guess the old joke I was almost your father but the dog beat me over the fence is no longer a joke.

    Pepper, have you ever watched a dog fuck? The red rocket went everywhere.




  11.  
    Mr Nutt

    Where is Dr. Poop when you need him?




  12.  
    Harley Davidson

    ive fucked some whores in my day, but none that was ever desperate enough to stoop this low.

    god damn




  13.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I wonder if she went cat…..would she ever go back……

    http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/156399_577705885575316_707361997_n.jpg




  14.  
    Pepper

    Only if she has her liquor lincese




  15.  
    Mr Nutt

    Working the tuna angle. Nice Obs.




  16.  
    Pepper

    Brendon got fired over there…folks, perfect time to get the other folks to come here…..Gildork/Someone/Rokan, go get them




  17.  
    Gildorg

    Wow.

    I tried to post this site there and it will not let me.

    I am thinking the website address has been added to the banned list.

    I gotta go to hell for the day. I will check when I get back from work.

    Have a good one boys.




  18.  
    Rokan

    I think we are missing the point here. Every dog likes to bury his favorite bone in the back yard.




  19.  
    Wolvie1892

    I feel sorry for the dog. I hope he wore a rubber. She looks like a high traffic zone.




  20.  
    someoneluvsu

    I am worried….Am I becoming an elitist?
    Who’s left over there any more that is worth inviting?
    The funniest ones left are certain people’s clandestine puppets.
    ……and the film drunkards

    As for this story… at least we now know what the doctress is up to.




  21.  
    Rokan

    Good point, Someone. I’m surprised Tengo’s dog doesn’t have better taste.

    As far as Durden, throw up a link anyway. We can always use a few red-shirts over here anyway/ Its alot of pressure for Pepper to carry this site all by himself.

    And who has clandestine puppets over there? Is Observer running Brainless bass again?




    •  
      someoneluvsu

      Hmmmmm clandestine…. ellipsis is thy name

      Lick-it 02/25/2013 15:02
      Also…..I’m pretty sure that dogs LIKE fuckin’……….
      Prison or not…




  22.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I’m not “Brainless Bass”…….I’m “Crackless Ass”….




  23.  
    Rokan

    Doesn’t your wife get upset when you post your camping pictures on the internet?




  24.  
    Rokan

    Agreed,

    You’ think she could at least choke up on the bat a little.




  25.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Three men were drinking at a bar — a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, “For her birthday, I’m going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn’t like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.” As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, “For my wife’s birthday, I’m going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.” As the biker was drinking his shots of whisky he said, “I’m going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn’t like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!”




  26.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Who DOESN’T like a blog with a minimalist approach…???

    http://bithewayside.tumblr.com/page/5




  27.  
    Rokan

    Some of those links were confusing to me. Can we get Dr.Poop or Pepper to explain what was happening?




  28.  
    Dr. Poop

    Glad to help.

    They are all pictures of men’s penises going into various tight points of entry.
    I’ve talked myself blue trying to dissuade you all from inserting anything into your rectums, so I am not going to bother anymore.

    Just make sure you wash your hands




  29.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Dr. Poop….some of those entry points were NOT rectums……..

    …but far too many were NOT female….




  30.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I wonder how Fashion Week is going…??




  31.  
    Rokan

    I think Pepper’s hands get tired . . .

    Mostly from the train ride home




  32.  
    Pepper

    I made a new Puppet
    I used Starbucks’ internet and yet, the fuckers have me blocked….




  33.  
    Pepper

    Get
    Pottz
    Bonnie
    Pump
    Just the tip




  34.  
    Pepper

    Lick it…I was not able to post…My name is up, the avatar is up but it will not post




  35.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Who is Lick it….???

    …is he related to Lick-it…?




  36.  
    Pepper

    I finally posted..it went up and they fucking took it down…….




  37.  
    Dr. Poop

    God bless you, Pepper.

    I hope you used plenty of lube for that operation.




  38.  
    Mr Nutt

    I guess she really screwed the pooch.




  39.  
    Rokan

    Pepper,

    Did you say your new puppet’s name was Starbucks?

    Bring back Brainless Bass!

    Bring out your dead!

    Bong . . . !




  40.  
    Pepper

    BrainlessBass is in North Carolina…he can’t come out to play right now




  41.  
    Rokan

    Fuck those guys and their shitty site anyway Pepper.

    We just need the posters over here.

    When Super B sets up the March madness bracket on Yahoo, we can get Adams, Sensei and Finkle.

    I forget who else plays there. Hell, if you could just get the people on the FB page to hang out here a little, we could really spruce the place up.

    Get Ballsy to create an account.

    Tell him you’ll make it worth his while




  42.  
    Rokan

    And some needs to send this video to the Doctress and let her know this is the kind of treatment she can expect on the Foyer.

    That is all




  43.  
    Dr. Poop

    Candy-gram for Mongo!




  44.  
    Rokan

    I miss ROBOT.




  45.  
    Pepper

    waaaaahhhhhhh
    fuck that
    we need to get people over here.
    you have accounts there and you post there, yet I don’t see you asking the turds to come over




  46.  
    Mikey The Retard

    twinkee stiks it to grams slipper sumtymes




  47.  

    I am obsessed with Drainless Grass…….

    …who is “Toast”?

    ….is it Yelraf….?




  48.  
    Rokan

    Pepper, God damnit!!

    I am fucked the same way you are. I tried Mikey and Beppo and they are blocked the same way. All the others were deleted by Brendon. I have had all my IP’s at work and home blocked for about six months.

    Quit making me fucking repeat myself, or I am going to drive to Boystown and take a steaming shit in your dishwasher.




  49.  
    Pepper

    and that’s how it’s done…the plug is up…..




  50.  
    Pepper

    Dr Poop…what do you make of TuedSandwich007?




  51.  

    Rokan……create a Rokan…..after you have some Safety Puppets….

    ….Pepper….we need another Pepper……

    Dare I restore Observer?

    When Brendon comes back during “The Restoration”…..he’ll kill them for sure….




  52.  
    Pepper

    Observer…not sure if I can make a pepper……they banned all of them




  53.  

    Mr. Nutt…..

    ….try a new e-mail and create a new Nutt……at you know where…




  54.  
    Mr Nutt

    I have been totally banned. I am not getting another modem. My internet provider will become suspicious if I have another “accident” with this modem.




  55.  
    Mr Nutt

    I am excited about March madness. Looking to repeat as champion.

    I want to find out where Brenda goes to work next. I am going to make his life a living hell…..LEGALLY of course.




  56.  

    Should we post the FaceBook link to Wwtdd Wwtdd….????




  57.  
    Pepper

    that’s a negative on the FB page……they need to come here first. Dr Poop needs to do a cavity search




  58.  
    Pepper

    Lets get Papa’s page up and running full speed….now, if someone can wake him up…




  59.  
    Mr Nutt

    Full speed? TWO posts a week?




  60.  
    Rokan

    I have no idea what what you fuckers are talking about. I don’t even look at that site anymore. Are you guys posting?

    Say hi to Gildorg for me, and tell him his phone is ringing.




  61.  
    Gildorg

    I haven’t tried posting again so I don’t know if I am banned or not.

    I will try after I have had several strong drinks… Well… At least one.

    Cheers!




  62.  
    Gildorg

    Hey!

    Who just tried to call me?




  63.  
    Rokan

    Dave’s not here man




  64.  
    Mikey The Retard

    i hav my boner inmysoopkas




  65.  
    Rokan

    That may be the case, Mikey.

    However, I just created a whole new login and still can’t post, so you can all go fuck yourselves.

    Mikey has more sense than you, and he apparently has his cock in a suitcase.




  66.  
    Mr Nutt

    Gram needs to focus so she doesn’t get her tit in a ringer.




  67.  
    Mr Nutt

    You are never going to get back on brendas world let alone leave a message for those other guys. They are all dead to me…….DEAD I SAY!




  68.  
    Mr Nutt

    Can we put a bag over this bitches head please?




  69.  
    Rokan

    That would be a real doggy-bag




  70.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Titty Tuesday……beats our old Fr-eye-day…..

    https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TittyTuesday&src=hash




  71.  
    Mikey The Retard

    am kop in my kraphol adn yoo ar all stoopid




  72.  
    Pepper

    Mikey
    The other place is looking for a guy to write….you and your puppets should give it a shot.




  73.  
    Rokan

    Observer, that’s gross




  74.  
    Mikey The Retard

    mr peeper kan yoo adn me kall tomorow a nd keep my weenier at yoor howse?




  75.  
    Rokan

    Good question, Mikey.

    Well Pepper. What’s the answer?




  76.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I wonder what Doctress is doing these day…???

    …and why do they need a writing sample…….my fake “ellipses” alone are better than some of that shit……

    …maybe we should recommend Gayne for the job…..he already slacks off here….




  77.  
    Rokan

    Could he write about fish?




  78.  


  79.  
    Rokan

    No, but then again, she’s an old lady.

    I do like that the chicks seem to be sporting full-bush again.




  80.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Where the hell is Brainless Bastard…?




  81.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I may be on jury duty in Brockton in a few weeks…..

    …I’m throwing these bastards in jail…..




  82.  
    Rokan

    Observer,

    Ask him if he’s ever popped a white-girl’s cherry for me.

    While you’re at it, ask Pepper and Gildorg the same thing.




  83.  
    Mikey The Retard

    sup tasts lik suup!




  84.  
    Pepper

    I risked my last Puppet for you….Is this place DEAD?
    I feel homeless…..
    Rokan hold on to this?




  85.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Do you mean “Toast”…???

    …or “Lick-it”…??




  86.  
    Pepper

    Non other then Zionium
    He fought bravely.
    RIP




  87.  
    Mr Nutt

    Pepper, how do you keep all those puppets? The strings alone are a nightmare.




  88.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Teen angel…..

    http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/miss-delaware-melissa-king-sex-tape-video

    What did Della Wear……..I don’ know……I’ll ask her……




  89.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Six is afraid of seven….




  90.  
    Rokan

    Pepper,

    It is hopeless.

    Be happy Gayne took your ungrateful ass in and gave us this nice place to hang out.

    BTW, how did Fashion Week go?

    Did you come in runner-up for “Darkest Nipples” again?




  91.  
    Mr Nutt

    Lets make the best of it while this place lasts.




  92.  
    Gildorg

    I am kinda liking the young dumb chick in the sex-video that Obs posted…




  93.  
    Rokan

    I had a puppet up with a new name, under a new internet connection, and e-mail, and they still knew it was me and took it right down.

    What sort of wizardry is this?




  94.  
    Mikey The Retard

    gram saiys mr durbin must hav tucked a fuw peners to bekum sucksesfilled adn in a reel joos karphol adn evn mor tomrow




  95.  
    Rokan

    Mikey’s got a point.




  96.  
    Pepper

    I can’t post from work, home or my tree house…..none of my computers along with my iPhone or iPad will post, except for my iPod.
    Now I shall go home and pull my Pod




  97.  
    Mr Nutt

    Can we set up a website that redirects WWTDD posters to ours?




  98.  
    Pepper

    Well, if your new name is BuPlug…. Your Poop comment is up




  99.  
    Rokan

    It is, but I couldn’t see it, and I had to login from my wifi hotspot.




  100.  
    Rokan

    “hotspot”
    I had no idea you are able to type with your hands up your ass…..




  101.  
    Rokan

    Did Gayne go back to the Amazon?




  102.  


  103.  
    Rokan

    Nice work, Observer.

    I imagine that looks alot like a re-enactment of the pitbull and Kara Vandercunt.

    I think that would be a nice conversation piece on the FB page.




  104.  
    Observerwwtdd

    FaceBook…??

    …what’s that..?




  105.  
    Mikey The Retard

    mr knobsurver, how many monees do i need to bee in yoor bank adn putt a depozit up yoor kramhol?




  106.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Once, I had an irate customer throw a fit and close “all” her accounts because we would not do something for her……

    ….she had $6.57 in a passbook savings account….




  107.  
    Observerwwtdd

    Also….once a fellow employee returning from his lunch-break informed me that the next person in our drive-up window had opened her car door and taken a piss whilst waiting……

    ….this was before cell-phones (and the telegraph) so he did not have any video….




  108.  
    Mikey The Retard

    iam makign19 adn 4 dollers form mr peeper to wathc me tak a bath wiht no bathign soot on next toosday




  109.  
    Observerwwtdd

    What happened to HarleyDavidson…??




  110.  
    Mikey The Retard

    appelsawse!




  111.  
    Observerwwtdd

    I hope Gayne can cover the next holiday on the horizon….

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/




  112.  
    Rokan

    I’ll take the steak.

    I have the other one covered.




  113.  
    Mr Nutt

    Same here. I want the steak, she can have the tube steak w/special sauce.




  114.  
    Observerwwtdd

    My wife actually seems to LOVE steak……




  115.  


  116.  
    pepper

    Damn you Gayner……did Rokan forget to swallow or something?




  117.  
    Rokan

    Come on!!!

    Are we still looking at this dog-fucking, meth-head!?




  118.  
    pepper

    LOL
    I have no where to go …….
    YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!!!!




  119.  
    pepper

    I hate posting on my FB page because my shit gets deleted…..I’m not a fucking alter boy like Gayner




  120.  
    Mr Nutt

    Is there an XXX version of facebook? $$$$$!!! I want a cut!




  121.  
    Rokan

    Observer ,

    Did barondavis contact you about the rendezvous at the rest-stop?




  122.  
    pepper

    I think Observer tastes like Bleach right now…




  123.  
    pepper

    I’m proud of you Observer…Taking one for the team!




  124.  
    Rokan

    I wonder if he got to 2nd base.





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