Alyssa Miller Loves Pabst Blue Ribbon

i have a way to keep her teeth white

I just made a tinkle

She may like Pabst’s…..but I suggest she try mine……

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Of course….if I ever hopped on the likes of her……

…I switch to this……

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“hopped”….see what I did there…?

Droll . . . thy name is Observer.

I don’t get it

Neither do I.

That’s what makes it so droll. Its so sublime that only Observer’s wife understands what the fuck he is talking about most of the time.

Just nod and smile, Pepper.

: )

Nutt,

I am watching a rerun of the Mary Tyler Moore show on MeTV and I am getting strangely aroused. She is younger in this episode than I am now, and I never noticed how big her tits are.

Lets see some beaver shots of her from the 60′s.

Holy shit! Its her

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http://pictures.platinum-celebs.com/mary-tyler-moore-nude-photo.jpg

I’m pretty fucking excited right now.

Her nipples are almost as dark as Peppers!

I don’t think Observer gets it either…..the Mrs is too tired after the mail man leaves…or is it the electrician?

I bet Mary was quite the shag…..

15 comments all day?
WTF?
I have an excuse, I was busy with the tail end of Fashion Week….but all you guys sit at home eating Government cheese ….you could bring the count up, after all, youse guys were bitching all weekend about Gayner being absent….

I’m working now Pepper. The electrician is checking her shorts. She is tightening his wire nuts.

Rokan, I can’t search like I use to. Too many eyes on me right now.

Nutt,

I think you need to get your priorities straight.

Take Gildorg for example.

He has made the conscious decision to better himself by drinking himself to death.

It very Zen if you think about it.

im guessing shes not a schmitts gay drinker

iam tuching my poopstik

Pepper…..

….a significant ingredient of beers….both domestic and “craft-brewed” is “hops”…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hops

So if I “hopped” onto a beer-loving chick….the “hop” term has extra usage….

Please refer to Rokan for additional clarification…..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarification_and_stabilization_of_wine

all this talk of booze i have to wonder how low gildorg will go on the booze scale.

mad dog 20/20? boones farm? mohawk?

pathetik

Very good Mikey!

I still think the rent is TOO DAMN HIGH……..

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/50890176#.USZ3NaXrzk0

OOOOH HOPS. I get it.

nuh uh!

well…I don’t get it!

another thing I don’t get…
are the males also called Lady Bugs?

I’m home all day. Lets get down to business.

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i wood skwirt my manjamm up ur berdsnext adn karmhol

Yes Mikey, I think we all would.

mr nuttz hav yoo evre punched a chipmunk?

Mikey…..I once shot a squirrel with a .357 magnum (revolver) when I was in Maine……

….and the first time I touched a girl’s bird’snext……I was on my second bottle of Boone’s Farm Apple wine….

If i understand you correctly Mikey, many.

Obs, you shot a squirrel with a .357? That is funny! Was there anything left of the little furry bastard?

gram sayes the koons wer sleepign on owr frunt poorch agen

Times are tough Mikey. I’ve been told that if you go out there with a pillow case on your head and wrap yourself up in a white sheet that coons hate that and those pesky creatures will run away and never return.

Mr. Nutt…..

….don’t discourage Gram’s coons…..she needs the nickels to feed Mikey…..

Sorry Obs. I didn’t know what was going on there. Does she have room for a poor white boy?

The sign says “free launch” but squirrels can’t read. I need to remember this if I run out of clay pigeons.

People with small brains….

This still has a lot of posts………….

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Not 400+

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http://hemingwaysfoyer.com/mallika-sherawat-is-julys-miss-foyer-enjoy-the-gallery/

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