Archive for June, 2012
It’s For Taking A Bath With My Lady Friends
We put a new bathtub in one of the guesthouses here at the compound. It’s a little flashy for my taste but then I’ll go with whatever puts a lady in the bath next to me. And my decorator Jănäfér Holly-Sun O’Shoney ...
Kate Upton Won’t Stop Catdaddying, Sucking Up To The Foyer
That Kate Upton gal sent us a copy of her latest video. In it she…well, bounces a lot. That’s about all it is really. Her extremely curvaceous body bouncing to and fro like some super sin siren calling all fertile men...
Squeeze Juice Like A Nancy No More
My loyal barman Uday Uzziah Jehoshaphat knows my habits well. He knows I start the day with a drink and end it with a drink and take many a drink in-between. The in-between and end times are when he offers me the latest innov...
Lind See Plays With Guns, Is No Kelly Brook, Shuns Practical Under Garments
My manservant and put-er off-er of all things important Manuel has once again wasted his time checking the celebrity websites in the delusional hope that somehow he’ll find a way to meet one of these beautiful people and they...
Nick Cirksena Is Not A Nancy
Despite having a last name few can correctly pronounce Nick Cirksena is not a Nancy. In fact he’s pretty far from it. See, Nick is the publisher / owner of In The Humidor, a blog dedicated to all things cigar. And my fr...
Wilton BASH Is A Sledge Hammer Not Some Show On USA
My trainer Strømme apparently thinks I belong on a chain gang in some backwaters Deliverance type setting as he has me busting rocks and stumps with a sledge hammer like some common criminal from the 1940’s. He tells me th...
Bill Howard Is Not A Nancy
All around real man and non-Nancy Bill Howard sent us this pic of him and a fine looking snakehead he took with a bow. The snakehead is an invasive species that basically destroys everywhere it swims due to the fact that it e...
Elmo Likes Henry Ford, Works For John Gotti, Hates Jews
My kitchen lady and microwaver of all things frozen Selena Guadalupe came upon this video last night while she was supposed to be polishing the silver. No, you can’t do both at the same time. Well, because you’re not th...
Drinking Samogon With Vlad And Uday
I first drank Samogon with Vladimir Putin after a successful bear hunt on Russia’s Kamchatka Peninsula. It was colder than a penguin’s chuff so ol’s Vlad suggested we have a drink to warm up. The drink his minions bro...
Jenny McCarthy Is An Expert On Autistic Kids Because She Has Large Breasts
I admire a woman like this Jenny McCarthy dame. She seems to have somehow made a career out being attractive and having large breasts. From what I can tell it works like this. People pay Ms. McCarthy to model in the nude....