Archive for May, 2012
F. Scott Had A Borderline Retard Of A Wife
The trailer for the new Gatsby adaptation is out and it appears as though the movie will do the book justice. Gatsby was quite the man. His creator, F. Scott Fitzgerald, not so much. He couldn’t handle his booze, blew through...
RedRum Backwards Is Fishing
This warmer weather has me thinking about doing some deep sea fishing. Unfortunately my boat is in the shop thanks to a party a certain soon to be fired and deported loser houseboy of mine named Manuel had last week n which m...
London Cut Bourbon-Aged Cigars
I’m not sure if I need to comment on this as the above title pretty much spells it out – cigars infused with bourbon. Case closed. Tobacco and booze rolled into one sinful pleasure. Sinful if you’re a Nancy that is. Man u...
Parang Designed By Some Nancy On The TV
This machete reminded me of the parangs the head hunting Korowai tribe of Irian Jaya use. Lively bunch of fella’s. Couldn’t hold their liquor to beat all but nice enough for guys that find decapitation a fun pastime. Of cou...
Is That A Piranha In Your Pocket?
I don’t open my own beer. I have Manuel for that. But this privilege has started to wear on his teeth and they weren’t that attractive to begin with. So, being the extremely generous owner employer that I am I bout hi...