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And Jesus Wept
What in the name of God is going on? I was just sent this movie trailer, and seeing the word “bra” in the title of Behind the Candelabra, was looking forward to seeing some real man-type entertainment. Instead I was...
British Nancy Runs From Bigfoot
Well, it appears as though my African Bushman tracker / skinner of the past two decades Ball-Ball and I need to head across the pond in our quest to pop a Bigfoot. Or maybe it’s just a misplaced ape. Who cares! I want to kill...
Then Falls Mankind
My houseboy and man of little class Manuel and his brother Zebedee were watching this video in absolute horror. It seems as tho their lack of English skills led them to believe the video was actually real. “Why he to be...
What Kind Of Entertainment Is This?
What the hell is this? In my day men put on Black-Face to entertain picture show goers. The hoodlums in this movie wear masks…Is this really a movie? Who the hell would watch this?
Russian Bus Driver Knows How To Drive
This Russian bus driver is far from a Nancy. In fact, he runs Nancies over. I admire that. I’m often asking my driver Ball-Ball to plow through traffic but he refuses every time. Maybe I’ll see if I can hire this ...
Nancy Fails To Harpoon Orca
Brian MacGowan from Newport Beach, California was fishing in the Sea of Cortez, in Baja California’s East Cape region with a curious orca appeared just behind his boat. He shared this pic with Pisces Sportfishing genera...
Concerned Parents Call Authorities Over Little Crap Pile
A 9 year old rapper that goes by the name of Little Crap…What? Lil Poopy? Aren’t those both fecal matter? Then why is one better than the other? Whatever. Lil Poopy’s videos have caused some adults to contact the Depart...
My Kitchen Lady Selena Guadalupe Is No Selena Gomez
My kitchen gal of many a’ year Selena Guadalupe brags that she’s named after the great Selena. I don’t see how that’s possible as Selena Gomez is not only a lovely young thing with firm pouting Latina breasts, lush lips...
An open letter to Kara Vandereyk:
Kara, It was with much disgust that I read of your being charged with gross lewdness in Las Vegas for having sex with a pit bull in your back yard. Reports state that you engaged in this act within full view of your neighbors...
